by Rachel G and Diana M

Fresh Kills at Mathematics

Sam is about to wade into the Fresh Kills waters. Cue the Jaws music. Little do they know he will be outfitted in his little Brazilian swim trunks which can intimidate the shit out of even the toughest predator.

Math decided to counter the Russian led Fresh Kills(Soko/Ariel) with an international star of it’s own, Mr. Bobber. I don’t know if you remembered the famed Scottish-Russian Gold medal game of 1906? MGM just bought the rights to that epic tale so we’ll re-live it on the big screen soon enough. Anyway…in the meantime, you’ll have to make do with watching this epic match-up, with supporting roles of Amy Anderla (hailing from Wisconsin) and some good old-fashioned Midwestern Norris. Pretty sure the rest of the Fresh Kills are Jersey. Nothing wrong with Jersey. Jus’ saying.

Prediction: Kills by 1, Spoiler Alert: pretty sure that aligns with the Scottish-Russian gold medal game.

What The Puck at Gut Rot

Oh man, I’m such a Gut Rot fan it’s wrong for me to even write this previews. And yet, here I go again. Gut Rot, with more recessive genes than this guy from Princess Bride…

..will be taking their fiery reds and blondes up against a very motivated WTP this Sunday. From what I’ve gathered – Gut Rot, like anxiety, comes in waves. Since they went down last week to the Sky Fighters, I’m thinking they are going to come back up fighting for WTP. The green lantern will glow bright and they will emerge victorious in a high scoring game.

Prediction: Gut Rot wins 5-4!

Dark Rainbows at Poutine Machine

These Hifi division rivals have historically played an exciting game, let’s hope they keep that up. Despite Cat and the gang’s best efforts, the Rainbows have been struggling to start off this season and are still looking for their first W. For the love of God, can’t someone thank Tia for those photos with a W? Somehow I don’t think Poutine is going to be that generous. They are coming of a big (and feisty) W against the Demons, and it doesn’t look like the are slowing down. Charlotte and those Mikes are hitting their stride and their new keeper isn’t letting much up.

Prediction: Poutine by 1, The Rainbows will put up a fight and keep it exciting, but I don’t think they can stop the BSA alert.

Sky Fighters at Butchers

The Sky Fighters are feeling pretty fine after their decisive win last week over Gut Rot. Word on the street is Olivier is gearing up hard for this upcoming face off against the crimson tide:

Wait, Olivier is out this week you say? Then he is just gearing up for the weekend en général. But keep in mind Creamy is on a hot streak after scoring the game winning goal for the Butchers last week. Yeah, it was in the final seconds of the first half but it’s more exciting if we pretend it was the second. Wait – this just in – Creamy is vacationing at the beach this weekend, so all that nonsense was irrelevant. F*ck this preview. This is a tough one to call but with the Tickle-Me-Teytelbaums at large and reaching for the armpits of Rachel G and MDF, they might edge it out.

Prediction: Sky Fighters by 1 in OT.

Gouging Anklebiters at Denim Demons

After pondering this preview for hours(minutes), I realized this game might be better played at the bar. The Anklebiters are the longstanding drinking champions of BTSH. If you’ve ever been hanging out late enough for the ‘biters Sing Sing rally call, you surely spent Monday morning cursing their names. On the other hand, the new upstart Demons are the self-proclaimed young blood of alcoholism in BTSH. On any given Sunday, they are sure to be the last men(and women) standing(or arm wrestling) at Double-Wide. If I had any power here(you should all be thankful that I don’t), I’d send them to Double-Wide and Sing Sing.

Prediction: Biters by 1, Tracey, Rubens and gang can hold their own at Double-Wide, But nobody can outlast Caroline at Sing Sing. Also Worky McParty.