After several changes in the offseason, the 2010 BTSH season is finally just four weeks away.  The league will now consist of 20 teams with the addition of two expansion teams, the Butchers and a yet unnamed team captained by Amy Jones (formerly of Fresh Kills fame).  Further, the Mighty Squirrels have rebranded as Poutine Machine under the leadership of new captain Patrick “Sven” Larsen, while, under little to no leadership, Mexican Standoff has temporarily rebranded as the Gonorrhea Angels.

The 20 teams will be divided into two 10-team conferences (Weyersberg and Schumacher), with each conference consisting of two 5-team divisions.  They are as follows:

Weyersberg Conference
Rubens Division: Corlears Hookers, Denim Demons, Filthy Gorgeous, LBS, Inc., What The Puck
Hackett Division: Dark Rainbows, Happy Little Elves, Rehabs, Sky Fighters, Unicorns

Schumacher Conference
Donohue Division: Butchers, Cobra Kai, Fresh Kills, Gouging Anklebiters, Tuques
MacNeil Division: Amy Jones’ New Team, Gonorrhea Angels, Mathematics, Mega Touch, Poutine Machine

Each team will play the other four teams in its division twice, the other five in its conference once, and five teams from the other conference once.  The full schedule will be released on Sunday, March 21, but the Opening Day schedule is posted after the break.

TIME	LOCATION	GAME
1:00 PM	Tompkins East	Filthy Gorgeous at Denim Demons
1:00 PM	Tompkins West	Butchers at Amy Jones’ New Team
2:00 PM	Tompkins East	Poutine Machine at Mathematics
2:00 PM	Tompkins West	Gonorrhea Angels at Mega Touch
3:00 PM	Tompkins East	What The Puck at Sky Fighters
3:00 PM	Tompkins West	Cobra Kai at Tuques
4:30 PM	Tompkins East	Unicorns at Dark Rainbows
4:30 PM	Tompkins West	Rehabs at Happy Little Elves
5:30 PM	Tompkins East	Corlears Hookers at LBS, Inc.
5:30 PM	Tompkins West	Fresh Kills at Gouging Anklebiters