By Richiehero

Third Not Star

Recent BTSH Champions (excluding the Rehabs)

Fuzz, Fresh Kills, Filthier, I thought you were good? It appears after LJ lost the PBR Cup, many of the good teams are now bad. The 2015,2016,2018 BTSH Champions, Filthier, Fresh Kills and Fuzz are a combined 2-7. (Expecting an angry text from Ann in 3..2..oh there it is.)

Second Not Star

Jo-Ann from Poutine Machine

I hate to single out anyone but this isn’t slow pitch softball here. If it were Walsh would be dropping easy fly balls. How do you eat a salad during the second half of your game?!?!? I really hope the disciplinary committee handles this because this is preposterous.

First Not Star

Gremlins and What The Puck

You freaking losers! Each and every one of you. After beating Fresh Kills and Fuzz, the pair went on to throw two collective gutter balls and shit the bed vs. Meg and Karma. I’m esp mad at WTP because they lost to Karma, and we lost to WTP, so now it’s like Karma beat us. God this is depressing.

Not Honorable Mention

String line ref of the Sky Fighters v Poutine Machine game who was saying ‘Poutine ball’ which sounded more like ‘Blue team ball’ and created confusion at times because SF was wearing blue. Later he switched to ‘Pou ball’ that sounded just like ‘Blue ball’ causing the game to come to a halt. He’s the worst!

For the few that still believe in religion and aren’t Jews in this league, Merry Easter and see you in 2 weeks!