by Richiehero

Not Third Star
Ramy from Rehabs

We’ve all made bad predictions in our lives, but lets forgive ourselves and focus on Ramy’s.  You picked the Hookers and Fuzz to advance, even though the odds were we were going to play each other. You picked FK and Instant Karma to advance even though the odds were 100% they were playing each other! I know we gave it to you pretty good on the Facebook page, but I didn’t feel satisfied. I didn’t feel like it was enough. I’m still not 100% satisfied but this is making me feel a little better. But I may need your work phone # to yell at you some more if you don’t mind.

Not Second Star
BTSH Media

 

So let me get this straight, after six long months of fun, but basically meaningless hockey, we finally get to the playoffs…and all three stars goes to people on losing teams. Like it’s ok to want to win people. It doesn’t make you a bad person. She’ll deny this to the day she dies, but when the Butchers beat Cobra Kai, Rachel Greene, screamed and pumped her fist. Yes, Kevin played such an amazing game he absolutely deserved first star. But winning doesn’t make you an asshole. Thinking you are too cool and pretending you don’t want to win does. (That wasn’t directed at you unless your name is Sam Norris.)

Not First Star
Justin P. of Mathematics and WTP (sub)

Loser. Loser. You get two losers because you got eliminated twice from the playoffs. First Math barked their way out of the playoffs by forgetting to cover Mike T. And then Justin from WTP decided you “won” the lottery by asking you to play against Fuzz. It reminds me of the best short story of all time, “The Lottery.” That’s right, I read.
But I digress. Justin, you should have asked to play for Fuzz. What were you thinking?!?

And OMG! He also got crushed in the BTSH fantasy football league. Can we just trade him out for Newman or something? Newman.