Not Stars
By Richiehero
The three Not-Stars are back! The only rule for the Not-Stars is you are not allowed to be offended. So no offense.
A combined zero BTSH goals among the three. That’s pathetic. They probably never even won the formerly prestigious and formerly imaginary Fairy Tale Cup.
Not Stars:
*** Miles (Fuzz)
I cannot imagine the pain of scoring a hat trick in a losing cause. (Chill your, “You can’t imagine scoring a hat trick jokes.” I have scored several of them you assholes.)
** The Dead Rat on the West Court and Marissa from WTP
For those that didn’t see, there was a dead rat on the West Court. I meant to take a picture but forgot.
However painful Ratty’s death was, Marissa was in more pain when Suz hit her in the (ahem) solar plexes. Yeah, that’s where she hit her. Suz of course didn’t mean it, but she was reckless, jumping up and down waving her arms screaming, “I’m open! I’m open!” when it happened. It should be noted, the teams were on a water break at the time of the incident.
* Derho (WTP Wanna-Be)
The Riots let WTP borrow players (use the Free Agent list!) but said they could use either Derho or Ben C. I told Amy Jones, “One’s one of the best players in the league. The other is Ben Chadwick.” Amy let WTP use Ben Chadwick. Sorry Derho.
The Biggest Loser of the Week
Derek Tags. Loser is the accurate word as he lost his coveted ECW title belt. Not only that, the belt actually came to life, created a Facebook account, and compared Derek to Hitlers mustache.
Da Belt has come back to life. Good for him.