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Never Let the Facts Get in the Way of a Good Story

The ORG admits it.

We’re not completely infallible.

And with BTSH rosters in a constant state of flux at this time of the year, it’s easy for the occasional fact to get misinterpreted. So here are a few corrections for the past week’s worth of writeups.

Dark Rainbows Captain Sean Reynolds has informed us that Sandy Batista is no longer with his squad. Team insiders tell us that Reynolds and Batista developed a John Tortorella-Sean Avery type antipathy almost immediately with Batista mocking Sean’s signature headbands and Reynolds derisively making fun of Sandy’s six expresso a day coffee addiction by calling him “Barista”. Smart money has Batista landing with the new look Demons but no papers have been filed with the league office yet.

In other Rainbows news, Reynolds is filling the hole left by Batista’s departure with three new players, Bryan Harris, Joanna “Bad” Santa and hot goalie prospect Ariel Kipnas. For a team that only had seven players a few weeks ago, that Rainbows bench is starting to look pretty deep.

In the “Not so much fact but opinion” department, Gouging Anklebiter spokesperson Jeremy Schumacher informs the Org that Alex Owen is not actually an Anklebiters alumni and is still on the active roster (you know, like the way Marc Savard is still playing for the Boston Bruins). Sorry for the confusion, Guvs.

Jeremy also objected to us calling Joe P the team’s biggest legitimate scoring threat in years, citing the offensive prowess of teammate Alex Derhohannesian. We stand suitably chastised.

NOTE TO ALL TEAMS PLAYING THE ANKLEBITERS – MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUT FOR ALEX D. AS WELL AS JOE P.

You’re welcome, Schuie.

 

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