Colors: grey (primary), raspberry (alternate)
Founded: 2000
Ancestry: 2000-2001 : Moho Liberation Front / Red Sox; 2001-2002: Soxy Hos (Moho absorbed the Red Sox. “Red Sox was a dumb name anyway.” — Alex E.-M.); 2002-2004: Bad Touch; 2005: Charles Bronson; 2005-2009: Bad Touch; 2009-present: Mega Touch
Record: undefeated
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Julie
Slogan: “When we touch them, we touch them Mega”


2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
9Jeff B.FM
7Alok G.FMMr. Cooper* arguable Glnzr own goal
5Julie K.FFJules
4Alex E.-M.F/DM
4Jeffrey H.M222
4Joe L.M
2Eric DM
2Jon HM
2Michelle P.F
1Erik ?.M
1Max T.M
1Ryan ?.
0Mary R.MMay / Mary Mary MegatouchSO winner for Gut Rot over Riots 3/25
Mike T.GM55316Shutouts: 3

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Dark Rainbows W 3-1 WEST
8 Apr Fuzz L 2-4 EAST
15 Apr Gremlins L 3-4 WEST
22 Apr Denim Demons L 0-4 WEST
29 Apr Gut Rot W 3-2 EAST
6 May Fresh Kills L 2-6 WEST
20 May Tompkins Square Riots W 2-1 EAST
3 Jun Mathematics L 2-4 EAST
10 Jun What the Puck L 2-3 WEST
24 Jun Gut Rot W 4-1 EAST
8 Jul Instant Karma L 3-4 OT/SOLOL WEST
15 Jul Rehabs L 1-7 WEST
22 Jul Tompkins Square Riots W 3-0 EAST
29 Jul Poutine Machine L 1-2 EAST
5 Aug What the Puck W 2-0 EAST
12 Aug Gouging Anklebiters W 3-0 EAST
19 Aug Dark Rainbows L 4-5 OT/SO WEST
16 Sep Cobra Kai L 2-9 7/1 heat fears EAST