Colors: grey (primary), raspberry (alternate)
Founded: 2000
Ancestry: 2000-2001 : Moho Liberation Front / Red Sox; 2001-2002: Soxy Hos (Moho absorbed the Red Sox. “Red Sox was a dumb name anyway.” — Alex E.-M.); 2002-2004: Bad Touch; 2005: Charles Bronson; 2005-2009: Bad Touch; 2009-present: Mega Touch
Record: undefeated
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Julie
Slogan: “When we touch them, we touch them Mega”


2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
2Alok G.FMIs It Me You're Looking For?* arguable Glnzr own goal
2Jeffrey H.M
2Julie K.FFJules
1Alex E.-M.F/DM
1Jeff B.FM
0Mary R.MMay / Mary Mary MegatouchSO winner for Gut Rot over Riots 3/25
Mike T.GM193

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Dark Rainbows W 3-1 WEST
8 Apr Fuzz L 2-4 EAST
15 Apr Gremlins L 3-4 WEST
22 Apr Denim Demons 2:00 pm WEST
29 Apr Gut Rot 3:00 pm EAST
6 May Fresh Kills 5:30 pm WEST
20 May Tompkins Square Riots 5:30 pm EAST
3 Jun Mathematics 2:00 pm EAST
10 Jun What the Puck 4:30 pm WEST
24 Jun Gut Rot 1:00 pm EAST
1 Jul Cobra Kai 3:30 pm EAST
8 Jul Instant Karma 4:45 pm WEST
15 Jul Rehabs 1:00 pm WEST
22 Jul Tompkins Square Riots 3:30 pm EAST
29 Jul Poutine Machine 1:00 pm WEST
5 Aug What the Puck 3:30 pm EAST
12 Aug Gouging Anklebiters 4:45 pm EAST
19 Aug Dark Rainbows 5:00 pm WEST