Colors: grey (primary), raspberry (alternate)
Founded: 2000
Ancestry: 2000-2001 : Moho Liberation Front / Red Sox; 2001-2002: Soxy Hos (Moho absorbed the Red Sox. “Red Sox was a dumb name anyway.” — Alex E.-M.); 2002-2004: Bad Touch; 2005: Charles Bronson; 2005-2009: Bad Touch; 2009-present: Mega Touch
Record: undefeated
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Julie
Slogan: “When we touch them, we touch them Mega”


2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
3Alex E.-M.F/DM
3Alok G.FMMr. Cooper* arguable Glnzr own goal
3Jeff B.FM
3Jeffrey H.M
3Julie K.FFJules
1Joe L.M
1Jon HM
1Michelle P.F
0Mary R.MMay / Mary Mary MegatouchSO winner for Gut Rot over Riots 3/25
Mike T.GM2288

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Dark Rainbows W 3-1 WEST
8 Apr Fuzz L 2-4 EAST
15 Apr Gremlins L 3-4 WEST
22 Apr Denim Demons L 0-4 WEST
29 Apr Gut Rot W 3-2 EAST
6 May Fresh Kills L 2-6 WEST
20 May Tompkins Square Riots W 2-1 EAST
3 Jun Mathematics L 2-4 EAST
10 Jun What the Puck L 2-3 WEST
24 Jun Gut Rot 1:00 pm EAST
1 Jul Cobra Kai 3:30 pm EAST
8 Jul Instant Karma 4:45 pm WEST
15 Jul Rehabs 1:00 pm WEST
22 Jul Tompkins Square Riots 3:30 pm EAST
29 Jul Poutine Machine 1:00 pm WEST
5 Aug What the Puck 3:30 pm EAST
12 Aug Gouging Anklebiters 4:45 pm EAST
19 Aug Dark Rainbows 5:00 pm WEST