Colors: grey (primary), raspberry (alternate)
Founded: 2000
Ancestry: 2000-2001 : Moho Liberation Front / Red Sox; 2001-2002: Soxy Hos (Moho absorbed the Red Sox. “Red Sox was a dumb name anyway.” — Alex E.-M.); 2002-2004: Bad Touch; 2005: Charles Bronson; 2005-2009: Bad Touch; 2009-present: Mega Touch
Record: undefeated
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Julie
Slogan: “When we touch them, we touch them Mega”


2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
9Jeff B.FM
7Alok G.FMMr. Cooper* arguable Glnzr own goal
5Julie K.FFJules
4Alex E.-M.F/DM
4Jeffrey H.M222
4Joe L.M
2Eric DM
2Jon HM
2Michelle P.F
1Erik ?.M
1Max T.M
1Ryan ?.
0Mary R.MMay / Mary Mary MegatouchSO winner for Gut Rot over Riots 3/25
Mike T.GM55316Shutouts: 3

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
31 Mar Dark Rainbows 4:00 pm WEST
7 Apr Gouging Anklebiters 5:00 pm EAST
14 Apr Gremlins 2:00 pm WEST
28 Apr Poutine Machine 2:00 pm WEST
5 May Gut Rot 3:00 pm EAST
19 May Filthier 5:30 pm WEST
2 Jun Denim Demons 5:30 pm EAST
9 Jun Cobra Kai 2:00 pm EAST
23 Jun Tompkins Square Riots 4:30 pm WEST
30 Jun Gut Rot 1:00 pm EAST
14 Jul What the Puck 3:30 pm EAST
21 Jul Sky Fighters 4:45 pm WEST
28 Jul Fuzz 1:00 pm WEST
4 Aug Denim Demons 3:30 pm EAST
11 Aug Instant Karma 1:00 pm WEST
18 Aug Tompkins Square Riots 3:30 pm EAST
8 Sep Butchers 4:45 pm EAST
15 Sep Dark Rainbows 5:00 pm WEST