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Meet the Best Damn News Team in Hockey

Not only is hockey a team game, covering hockey is a team game as well. And the ORG is following in the illustrious tradition of our former editors-in-chief and recruiting some of BTSH’s best and brightest to help us out with game previews for the rest of the season. Here’s your chance to meet the people who may be writing about you in the very near future:

RICH GLANZER – a shy and retiring fellow who decided to try his hand at writing in an effort to get to know more people in the league. Rich is the BTSH version of Zelig, He appears in almost every league photograph but is bizarrely unnoticed by those around him. In an effort to raise his profile with his fellow hockey players, we have enlisted Rich to be this year’s Poutine Machine beat correspondent.

ELI KAZIN – just when he thought he was out, we pull him back in.  After being banned from Farmville for life, Eli was looking for something to do online. There is no truth to the rumor that Eli went begging to Adriano to get his old job back. Mainly because that rumor was started by either me or Kamdyn Moore (and we’re both notorious liars).  Eli will be working the Fresh kills beat this year.

MONICA RUSSO – Monica was the best and funniest guest writer on BTSH.org last year.  I know this because Monica reread her writeups from last year and told me “I’m the best and funniest.”  Monica is not a shameless self promoter like that jerk Corey Winters so we assume this is true. Monica will be a reporter at large covering various teams around the league.

BILL TUCKER – Bill offered to create a BTSH podcast for us but when he realized the potential audience was even smaller than the Devils fanbase he decided to stick to  “print journalism” instead.  Since Bill also seems to be the substitute goalie of choice for half the league, we expect him to deliver more than his fair share of scoops. Bill has yet to settle on a final assignment.

Look for these crusading journos to make their debut in this weeks game previews post.

We’re delighted to welcome them all aboard. Especially since it gives us more time to investigate the growing Bratta corruption scandal.

Good luck, team!

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