Know Your Neighbor Questions â Final Four
by SamÂ
The BTSH Media is bringing you the first ever Post Season Installment of Know Your Neighbor, featuring the Fresh Kills, Rehabs, Pounds, and Filthier. âWhy?â you ask⌠Because outside of a few players on the Pounds, these teams are known for coming to the courts, kicking your ass, then leaving to update their stock market portfolios based on after-hour trading during the weekend for Monday morning.
Rehabs
Favorite NHL team: âIn two years, the Rehabs will be in the NHL. Weâve been so successful at poaching some of the best players in the league, weâre getting bored of it and setting our sights on poaching some Rangers players because theyâre so sick of losing in the playoffs.”
Favorite BTSH team: âReeeeehaaaaaabbbbssss!”
When you kill Rich Glanzer, how will you do it: âI thought everybody already knew! Richâs biggest weak spot is his speed. Heâs never sprinted for more than 5 yards in his life, so I figured if I could piss him off enough, heâd chase me at breakneck speed and try to shove me into a fence. My taunts worked and he ran the fastest of all time. I thought he would have died from a heart attack, but it turns out he has no heart⌔
Bleu cheese or Ranch: âNeither, we put our team on a diet after losing one game.”
Mets or Yankees: âReeeeehaaaaaabbbbssss!”
Fresh Kills
How did you find out about BTSH: âA bunch of my boys and I were tired of winning the Moffo championship year after year, so we decided we needed to win a bunch more in another league to keep things interesting. We also realized itâs more fun to beat a faceless enemy, so thatâs why we donât like to hang out and meet people or ref. Itâs good to be the king!”
If you were given $200 gift card to a bar, what bar would you get drinks at: âProbably ACE bar. Weâve never been there before.”
Bleu cheese or Ranch: âBleu cheese, we wear blue jerseys. Right, thatâs a good response?”
If a $20 bill dropped out of someone’s pocket on Fuzz, would you return it: âWas it Glanzerâs? Probably not.”
If you make it to the BTSH Championship, The PBR Cup, what team would you want to play: âIt honestly doesnât matter to us.”
Filthier
Are you excited to have your team featured in this installment of Know Your Neighbor: [Filthier] âI guess so. What is it?â [Editor] âItâs BTSHâs spotlight for getting to better know you or your team and we feature it on our website, BTSH.orgâ [Filthier] âWe have a website? Who knew?!”
Favorite NHL team: âIslandersâtheyâre the best team there ever was and ever will be. People think the Pens are good, but have they ever won 4 Stanley Cups in a row?! No, and theyâre not going to.”
What will the BTSH media will begin to overhype you about: âWeâre the best looking team!”
What is your take on the Citizensâ United ruling: âOur team does whatever advantages our clients at work, so weâre huge fans, but Bernie was so trendy last year, I would wear one of his shirts.”
If you make it to the BTSH Championship, The PBR Cup, what team would you want to play: âIt depends whether we have Suvin and Dennis. With them, any team. Without them, I hope Tim K has a great game.”
LBS, Inc.
If you were given $200 gift card to a bar, what bar would you get drinks at: âManitobaâs for sureâthe plebe teams of the league leave us alone there. We used to go to ACE bar, and then we realized it was a BTSH bar⌔
What is your take on the Citizensâ United ruling: âAs you know, weâre the corporate team. We love our women in skirts and our boys in white polos. Huge fans of the corporate machine.”
If BTSH voted on Brexit today, do you think you would stay or leave: âOur team is split. Weâve got a lot of new blood that thinks they can do anythingâand they haveâyet our older players are waiting on their BTSH pensions, namely the hall of fame, so they donât want to do anything to screw that up.”
Are you on an Ocean City team yet this year: âLEEEETTTTTâS GOOOO!!!!”