Every couple of years, BTSH gets lucky and somehow manages to recruit one cool person into the league. This year one finally hit, and it happens to be this week’s feature on Know Your Neighbor!
Hometown: Alexandria, Virginia
College: George Mason University
Profession: Project and Financial Management
Favorite NHL team(s): Colorado Avalanche and Washington Capitals
If a $20 bill dropped out of someone on the Fresh Kills pocket, would you return it: No idea what you are talking about, but we can continue this interview at Ace or Double Wide (sponsored by a blundering member of FK).
What celebrity are you most like: Not to humblebrag, but I’ve been mistaken for the imposter who plays Thor.
Favorite BTSH team other than the Gremlins: Tough one… As a whole team I would have to say your Math. Aside from you Norris,’ there are plenty of good character peeps.
Current Aspirations: A win. Not being traded.
If the Tompkins Square hawk was on a team, what team would it be on: The Elves. They could use the help.
If the Tompkins Square hawk actually played, how would you defend it when it picks up the ball and swoops to the net, given the BTSH high stick rule: Nobody stops the Tompkins Square hawk!
Favorite NYC bar: After a game, Double Wide. Or whatever watering hole my Karmas are at.
As an official BTSH referee, what is your take on the Citizens’ United ruling: A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
Why do you hate Rich Glanzer so much: Ugh! He’s too passive. I prefer a man who is more assertive and takes charge. You know, like a wrestler.
When you think about things, how do you think: I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
What the BTSH media will begin to overhype you about: My ungainly dance moves.
Rangers or Islanders (Capitals Excluded): Ice cream.
Bleu cheese or Ranch: Neither agrees with my delicate digestive system. How about balsamic-vinaigrette instead?
How does it feel to be the third best Stewart in the league: 🙁
If Instant Karma made it to the BTSH Championship, what team would you want to play: Worky and his merry band of Ankle-bitters. Lately they haven’t been passing the smell test. And that smell is Fear.
If Sigmund Freud analyzed your game play, what would he conclude: NSFBTSH
If you had to overthrow Ben Chadwick, how would you do it (Rich Glanzer tactics excluded): Ben Chadwick? Never heard of him. I run Karma now.