Johnsons Olympics Returns!
Just Don’t Let Guapo Near The Torch
It’s back! The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned for another annual installment. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the third Johnsons Olympiad is coming this Sunday, July 13th at the Johnsons. Start time is 6:30 PM…be ready to call out sick on Monday.
Join host Phil “Sandy” Donohue, emcee Craig “Ug” LaCombe, BTSH Party Master Jefferson Hendricks, and bartenders Brent & Lindsey for an evening of heavy drinking and a night you’ll never remember. Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot and rally beer chugs, and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.
HOW YOU CAN BE A PART — THE EVENTS:
This year some of your old favorite events are mixed with a couple of new ones.
The oldies but goodies:
1) Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney
2) The Sascha Puritz Memorial PBR Chugging Contest
3) The Sharif Corinaldi Hot Legs Competition
4) Pool Shark Tourney
This year’s new events:
1) The Bar Napkin Love Poem — The name says it all…start when you come in and write a love poem to someone/something at the bar. Only entries submitted on a bar napkin will be accepted.
2) The Hot Dog Eating Contest — Just like Coney Island on the 4th of July. Who will be crowned hot dog champion? Only time will tell…
Plus, there will be giveaways, free food and drink specials throughout the evening.
HELP A FELLOW HOCKEY PLAYER:
This year, the Johnsons Olympic Committee, in conjunction with the BTSH hierarchy, will conduct a 50/50 raffle with the proceeds going to help defray the costs of Kelly Buchanan’s medical bills. A $5 ticket and a dream is all you need. Tickets will be available all night, but you must be present at the drawing to win. So, be sure to enter.