Colors: turquoise (primary/most odd weeks), green (alternate/most even weeks)
Founded: 2015
Record: spotless
Captains: Isaac & Ben
Ancestry: Set It Off (2001-2004), The Tuques of Hazard (2005), The Tuques (2006-2009), La Famiglia (2010-2014)
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Worth Noting: The captains run the website, so be nice if you don’t want to get doxxed.


User Reviews:
“Occasionally underperforms to lull future opponents into a false sense of security.” – Ben C., Brooklyn, NY
“The best-looking team in BTSH. I swear they just get sexier every year.” – Anonymous, Lynbrook, NY
“Incompatible with Windows 10.” – Friz Q., Orkbloyn, NY

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
9Cory V.FMScory+ SO winner Jul. 7
7Derek Z.FM
6Brianna V.FF
5Matt S.FM
4Ben C.FMChairman/Chadtrick/Chadsmirk/Ovechwick/Colossus+/-: -4, go to hell Cobra Kai
2Sean ?.DM
1Paul O.DM
1Dan C.MDangerous Dan McGee
1Bill M.DM
1Alfred L.FM
1Liz T.FF
Steven F.GM64414Shutouts: 1
0Isaac S.FMThor / Izzy

31 Mar Gremlins L 0-1 EAST
7 Apr Rehabs L 0-4 WEST
14 Apr What the Puck W 3-2 OT EAST
28 Apr Denim Demons W 4-3 OT WEST
5 May Sky Fighters 2:00 pm EAST
19 May Mathematics 4:30 pm EAST
2 Jun Gut Rot 1:00 pm WEST
9 Jun Filthier 3:00 pm WEST
23 Jun Poutine Machine 3:00 pm EAST
30 Jun Sky Fighters 2:00 pm EAST
14 Jul Tompkins Square Riots 1:00 pm WEST
21 Jul What the Puck 2:15 pm EAST
28 Jul Gouging Anklebiters 6:00 pm WEST
4 Aug Dark Rainbows 4:45 pm WEST
11 Aug Mega Touch 1:00 pm WEST
18 Aug Gremlins 4:45 pm EAST
8 Sep Fuzz 6:00 pm EAST
15 Sep Poutine Machine 2:30 pm WEST