Colors: turquoise (primary/most odd weeks), green (alternate/most even weeks)
Founded: 2015
Record: spotless
Captains: Isaac & Ben
Ancestry: Set It Off (2001-2004), The Tuques of Hazard (2005), The Tuques (2006-2009), La Famiglia (2010-2014)
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Worth Noting: The captains run the website, so be nice if you don’t want to get doxxed.
User Reviews:
“Occasionally underperforms to lull future opponents into a false sense of security.” – Ben C., Brooklyn, NY
“The best-looking team in BTSH. I swear they just get sexier every year.” – Anonymous, Lynbrook, NY
“Incompatible with Windows 10.” – Friz Q., Orkbloyn, NY

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
3Brianna V.FF
3Cory V.FMScory
3Derek Z.FM
3Matt S.FM
1Ben C.FMChairman/Chadtrick/Chadsmirk/Ovechwick/Colossus+/-: -4, go to hell Cobra Kai
1Bill M.DM
1Dan C.MDangerous Dan McGee
1Sean ?.DM
0Isaac S.FMThor / Izzy
Steven F.GM2216Shutouts: 1

25 Mar What the Puck W 2-0 EAST
8 Apr LBS, Inc. W 3-2 WEST
15 Apr Denim Demons W 3-1 EAST
22 Apr Gut Rot W 6-2 WEST
29 Apr Poutine Machine L 1-2 OT EAST
6 May Gouging Anklebiters L 0-5 WEST
20 May Cobra Kai L 0-7 EAST
3 Jun Filthier L 1-6 WEST
10 Jun Gremlins L 0-2 WEST
24 Jun Poutine Machine 2:00 pm EAST
1 Jul Dark Rainbows 1:00 pm EAST
8 Jul Mega Touch 4:45 pm WEST
15 Jul Sky Fighters 2:15 pm EAST
22 Jul Denim Demons 6:00 pm EAST
29 Jul Tompkins Square Riots 3:30 pm WEST
5 Aug Cobra Kai 4:45 pm WEST
12 Aug Butchers 2:15 pm WEST
19 Aug Gremlins 2:30 pm EAST