Color: Yellow
Founded: 2012
Record: expunged
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Ryan
Ancestry: The Unicorns (RIP)
Worth Noting: 1. Jamie loves milkshakes. 2. The team is named after the AMC car, not the 1984 film.
User Reviews: “Huh? What is an AMC Gremlin?” – the Millennials
“Wait, he seriously tracks his +/-??” – Anonymous

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
13Erich G.FM
3Cody C.M
2Marcella M.F
2Tim F.M
1Alex R.M
1Iannis T.M
1Maire L.F
1Mark MacA.M
Jamie B.GMSad Jamie6179Shutouts: 1
0John W.DMJW / J Dubs / John Talker / Hot Dog Sandwich+/-: CENSORED

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Poutine Machine L 1-2 OT EAST
8 Apr Filthier L 1-2 EAST
15 Apr Mega Touch W 4-3 WEST
22 Apr Dark Rainbows W 3-2 OT/SO WEST
29 Apr Cobra Kai L 1-2 EAST
6 May Sky Fighters W 5-4 OT WEST
20 May Denim Demons W 3-2 WEST
3 Jun Butchers W 6-0 EAST
10 Jun Instant Karma W 2-0 WEST
24 Jun What the Puck 4:30 pm WEST
1 Jul Tompkins Square Riots 6:00 pm EAST
8 Jul Denim Demons 1:00 pm WEST
15 Jul Corlears Hookers 6:00 pm EAST
22 Jul Cobra Kai 6:00 pm WEST
29 Jul Gut Rot 4:45 pm EAST
5 Aug Poutine Machine 4:45 pm EAST
12 Aug Fresh Kills 3:30 pm WEST
19 Aug Instant Karma 2:30 pm EAST