Color: Yellow
Founded: 2012
Record: expunged
BTSH Championship Wins: none
Captain: Ryan
Ancestry: The Unicorns (RIP)
Worth Noting: 1. Jamie loves milkshakes. 2. The team is named after the AMC car, not the 1984 film.
User Reviews: “Huh? What is an AMC Gremlin?” – the Millennials
“Wait, he seriously tracks his +/-??” – Anonymous

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
18Erich G.FM
6Tim F.M
4Alex R.M
4Marcella M.F
3Rod S.MInanimate Carbon
3Courtney R.F
3Iannis T.M
3Cody C.M
2Ryan M.M
1Maire L.F
1Mark MacA.M
0John W.DMJW / J Dubs / John Talker / Hot Dog Sandwich+/-: CENSORED
Jamie B.GMSad Jamie104618Shutouts: 4

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
31 Mar Instant Karma W 1-0 EAST
7 Apr Fresh Kills W 3-2 OT EAST
14 Apr Mega Touch L 2-3 WEST
28 Apr Dark Rainbows W 4-3 OT WEST
5 May What the Puck 1:00 pm EAST
19 May Corlears Hookers 2:00 pm WEST
2 Jun Poutine Machine 5:30 pm WEST
9 Jun Rehabs 3:00 pm EAST
23 Jun Sky Fighters 1:00 pm WEST
30 Jun Tompkins Square Riots 4:30 pm WEST
14 Jul Denim Demons 6:00 pm EAST
21 Jul Poutine Machine 1:00 pm WEST
28 Jul Mathematics 6:00 pm EAST
4 Aug What the Puck 6:00 pm WEST
11 Aug Gut Rot 4:45 pm EAST
18 Aug Instant Karma 4:45 pm EAST
8 Sep Filthier 3:30 pm WEST
15 Sep Sky Fighters 2:30 pm EAST