Colors: navy (primary), grey (alternate)
Founded: 2015
Ancestry: Happy Little Elves 2008-2015
Captain:
nobody really knows, but supposedly it isn’t Rich
BTSH Championship Wins: 2018

2018 Stats

GNameHTPPGGPWGASOGAANotes
9Michael Teytelbaum10.8211
8Gil Valdes00.899
7Jeff Laniado00.6411
6Miles Hilder10.758
5Anthony Segreti00.569
2Eiton 02.01
2Alexa Laniado00.229
1Ryann Geldner00.25
1Rob Walsh00.138
Tim Brown1483232.25

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
31 Mar Filthier W 3-1 EAST
7 Apr What the Puck L 2-3 WEST
14 Apr Rehabs L 2-3 OT EAST
28 Apr Cobra Kai L 0-2 EAST
19 May Tompkins Square Riots W 4-0 EAST
2 Jun LBS, Inc. L 2-3 WEST
9 Jun Poutine Machine W 1-0 OT EAST
23 Jun Butchers L 2-5 WEST
30 Jun Filthier L 2-4 EAST
14 Jul Gouging Anklebiters L 3-5 WEST
28 Jul Rehabs W 1-0 OT WEST
28 Jul Mega Touch W 6-1 WEST
4 Aug Fresh Kills W 5-2 EAST
11 Aug Mathematics W 4-3 EAST
18 Aug LBS, Inc. L 2-4 WEST
8 Sep Instant Karma W 3-2 EAST
15 Sep Corlears Hookers 4:00 pm WEST
22 Sep Fresh Kills 12:30 pm WEST