Colors: navy (primary), grey (alternate)
Founded: 2015
Ancestry: Happy Little Elves 2008-2015
Captain:
nobody really knows, but supposedly it isn’t Rich
BTSH Championship Wins: well…….. okay, 2010

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
11Mike T.MTeets
8Miles H.M
8Ryann G.FRyann Nugent-Vokpkins
7Jeff L.M
4Gil V.FMGood Ol' Gil
2Anthony S.MSig
2Ryan H.M
2Vladimir M.M
1Alyssa M.F
1Paul ?.M
1Rob W.DMChopper+/-: +1
0Alexa L.F111
Coach P.GMCoach6208
0Rich G.DMex-Sultan

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Corlears Hookers W 6-3 EAST
8 Apr Mega Touch W 4-2 EAST
15 Apr Filthier W 4-1 WEST
22 Apr Fresh Kills L 2-3 EAST
29 Apr Sky Fighters W 4-1 EAST
6 May Denim Demons W 5-2 EAST
20 May Gouging Anklebiters W 7-6 WEST
3 Jun Dark Rainbows W 7-1 EAST
10 Jun Mathematics W 7-2 WEST
24 Jun Sky Fighters 3:00 pm EAST
1 Jul Rehabs 3:30 pm WEST
8 Jul LBS, Inc. 2:15 pm WEST
15 Jul Poutine Machine 6:00 pm WEST
22 Jul Gouging Anklebiters 2:15 pm EAST
29 Jul Butchers 1:00 pm EAST
5 Aug Mathematics 2:15 pm EAST
12 Aug Gut Rot 6:00 pm WEST
19 Aug Corlears Hookers 12:30 pm WEST