Colors: navy (primary), grey (alternate)
Founded: 2015
Ancestry: Happy Little Elves 2008-2015
Captain:
nobody really knows, but supposedly it isn’t Rich
BTSH Championship Wins: 2018

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
71Rich G.DMex-Sultan*but they were all disallowed
21Mike T.MTeets
17Jeff L.M
15Miles H.M
9Ryann G.FRyann Nugent-Vokpkins
6Gil V.FMGood Ol' Gil
4Paul ?.M
3Anthony S.MSig
2Ryan H.M
1Alexa T.F111
1Alyssa M.F
1Rob W.DMChopper+/-: +1
1Sarah Z.DFTomato
1Vladimir M.M
Coach P.GMCoach133415

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
31 Mar Filthier 12:30 pm EAST
7 Apr What the Puck 2:30 pm WEST
14 Apr Rehabs 2:00 pm EAST
28 Apr Cobra Kai 4:30 pm EAST
5 May Fresh Kills 1:00 pm WEST
19 May Tompkins Square Riots 5:30 pm EAST
2 Jun LBS, Inc. 2:00 pm WEST
9 Jun Poutine Machine 4:30 pm EAST
23 Jun Butchers 3:00 pm WEST
30 Jun Filthier 5:30 pm EAST
14 Jul Gouging Anklebiters 3:30 pm WEST
21 Jul Rehabs 6:00 pm WEST
28 Jul Mega Touch 1:00 pm WEST
4 Aug Fresh Kills 4:45 pm EAST
11 Aug Mathematics 2:15 pm EAST
18 Aug LBS, Inc. 3:30 pm WEST
8 Sep Instant Karma 6:00 pm EAST
15 Sep Corlears Hookers 4:00 pm WEST