Colors: navy (primary), grey (alternate)
Founded: 2015
Ancestry: Happy Little Elves 2008-2015
Captain:
nobody really knows, but supposedly it isn’t Rich
BTSH Championship Wins: well…….. okay, 2010

2018 Stats

GoalsNamePosSexNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedNotes
71Rich G.DMex-Sultan*but they were all disallowed
20Mike T.MTeets
16Jeff L.M
15Miles H.M
9Ryann G.FRyann Nugent-Vokpkins
6Gil V.FMGood Ol' Gil
3Anthony S.MSig
2Ryan H.M
1Alexa T.F111
1Alyssa M.F
1Paul ?.M
1Rob W.DMChopper+/-: +1
1Sarah Z.DFTomato
1Vladimir M.M
Coach P.GMCoach123114

DateOpponentTime/ScoreLocation
25 Mar Corlears Hookers W 6-3 EAST
8 Apr Mega Touch W 4-2 EAST
15 Apr Filthier W 4-1 WEST
22 Apr Fresh Kills L 2-3 EAST
29 Apr Sky Fighters W 4-1 EAST
6 May Denim Demons W 5-2 EAST
20 May Gouging Anklebiters W 7-6 WEST
3 Jun Dark Rainbows W 7-1 EAST
10 Jun Mathematics W 7-2 WEST
24 Jun Sky Fighters W 3-2 EAST
8 Jul LBS, Inc. W 4-3 OT/SOLOL WEST
15 Jul Poutine Machine L 3-4 OT/SO WEST
22 Jul Gouging Anklebiters W 4-1 EAST
29 Jul Butchers W 8-2 WEST
5 Aug Mathematics W 3-1 EAST
12 Aug Gut Rot W 6-2 WEST
19 Aug Corlears Hookers 12:30 pm WEST
9 Sep Rehabs 3:30 pm 7/1 heat fears WEST