It has been a long standing history of honoring BTSH’s favorite son’s and daughter’s by naming a division or conference after them. Today we bring back that tradition and honor six people…that embody the spirit of BTSH. And only one of them is a dick!

Soko Division

Fresh Kills made the semi-finals in 2007, won the championship in 2008 and hasn’t stopped. They are one of the more friendlier teams in the league which is kinda annoying because they are so good. Before becoming a proud papa, Dave was a staple at Ace Bar. He’s also good not great at hockey.

 

Before the Women Invasion Caroline was considered one of the best female players in BTSH. No one has more fun than Caroline and I’m pretty sure the only reason Joe P. stays with the Anklebiters, is what she will do to him if he leaves. Word of advice, if you go to Ocean City, always know where Caroline is…because you may get hit with a foreign object from behind.

PS. She is the dick.

The Katz Division is back! For one glorious day on March 31, 2016 the Katz Division debuted. But unfortunately the next day it was gone. Julie is always there with a hug and some Tostidos. She used to have Mets shirts and Rangers shirts but she is slacking. She used to be one of the greatest female arm wrestlers this side of Amy B. But her loss to Cherie in less than 2 seconds has soiled her reputation at last years Olympics. Hopefully she does better in two weeks.

Michaliga DIVISION

While Justin is a relatively newbie in this league…he is one of the funner members of WTP and his car did get peed on by Islander fans. It was on Deadspin! Personally I think he should have decked the people that talked shit to Fatou…I would have…but Justin is more of a snide remark when they can’t hear type of guy.

Gil de Rubio CONFERENCE

For a brief time that is very much done…there was a string of upsets in the finals. Believe it or not, Fresh Kills were heavy underdogs to the Hookers in 2008. Led by Dave’s heroic heroics, FK won 3-2. Dave then took his talents to the Riots in a horribly gone wrong press conference. But that withstanding, Dave has done a great job providing veteran leadership…and even won a playoff game 1-0. Few people are more deserving than Dave.

Hornswoggle CONFERENCE

Now proudly a member of the machine known as Poutine, Jerome (Hornswoggle) was once a proud Elf. During his time with the Elves…there were always better scorers (I wasn’t one of them) but Jerome could always be counted on to score when one of the big guns didn’t. Jerome is like that third-line-player that fans from every championship team love. The grinders who don’t get the big contract, but get the dirty goals that divas like Probert, Karsten, and Matthews don’t.
You need to play with Jerome to understand how he helps his team…and this league. But even if you don’t…you know he’s well deserving of this honour.