The media team has been working around the clock to finalize the renaming of the Conferences and Divisions for this season, but with so many amazing players to choose from we are going to need some help.  More details will be available soon …

We can’t end this post without addressing the gaffe from Monday:

That evening at the media clubhouse, a brawl ensued over the last slice of pizza while reviewing footage from the Fresh Kills vs Dark Rainbows match.  Already enraged by the terrible way the refs were handling the game, we instantly turned on each other and declared that the slice was mine, mine, MINE.   It was pandemonium.  Rachel had Rich in sleeper hold, Rich had me a figure-four-leg-lock, I was viciously chomping down on Dana’s digits, Dana had one foot on the side of my face and the other in Diana’s back while Diana was attempting to execute a DDT on Rachel.  There was no end in sight.

All the while Sam, Mira, Ben and Julie were laughing at us from the newly installed bar just as Perko walked through the door. ‘What the fuzz is going on here?  This isn’t what I signed up for.’  And walked back out.

Meanwhile during this calamity, the website’s A.I. (that a talented league programmer created) had been monitoring our sad display of resolution via webcam and calculated that no decision would be satisfactory.  Searching the vast inter-webs at high computing speeds for suitable titles it found a possible answer that would please its creator and an erroneous change was made. 

The mini royal rumble that was still going on was suddenly interrupted by a distress signal from $h0wT!m3 through the league Facebook page.  Once we were made awares by the dreadful choice the A.I. had made, Rachel quickly acted by snatching the last slice from Ben’s grubby mitts and feeding it into the server.  Thus resulting in the program resetting itself to 9 hours earlier.  (How?  I don’t know. Don’t ask me specifics.  The side of my face still hurts.)

Temporary crisis averted.  Phew!

The point we are trying to make is that computers are not smarter than humans.  Man has been resolving their differences through logic and open dialogue for centuries.  

Stay tuned for more info!