By Diana M. 

Boys and Girls,

Well done on your first week of caption-contesting.  Two of you mentioned “glory holes” (10,000 points to Gryffindor), almost all of them were dirty, and some amazingly offensive.  I smiled as broadly as the botox allows when I read the results.  Without further ado, here are the top dogs:

Winner: Fuck you Jamie — Rich Glanzer

First runner up: Paint me like one of your French girls — Ben Probert
Second runner up: Jamie loves BTSH so much, he’s trying to get it pregnant — Justin Perras

Honorable Mention: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard — Stephanie Cooper

Next caption contest: Monday, May 2, 2016.