By A-Korn, aka Rachel G.

Happy Friday BTSHers,

While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week.

As expected, y’all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound.

Winner: Danielle: “You idiots! I said “’I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo—a gingko tree farmer—on Match dot com,’ not ‘I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!’” – Chadwick

2^nd Place: Norris: “see, from this angle it’s really big!” – Alexa 

3^rd Place: Zach’s dreams of having to hire two people to carry his six footer were finally coming true. – Derek

Honorable mention: Listless silo crew readies a “torpédo de carne” to unload upon the sordid masses. – Altman