By Diana M.

Comrades, 

You continue to take my breath away. I would like to take a moment to especially recognize Justin Perras, who I imagine has a trashcan full of balled-up failed drafts mixed for his captions, and enters daily. I also want to request that you send me some good action shots for future contests to diana.marko@gmail.com. No nudes please. Well…hang on, maybe. Make it tasteful. Put it in black & white, ooooh or SEPIA. Gives it that old-timey feel….Anyway, here are this week’s winners:

1st Place:  “It’s Alok again. He wants to know how much he has to donate to get on the Filthier team.” — by Derek T.

2nd Place:  “Hello, is this Mr. Glanzer? Do you have time to speak with us about this year’s Presidential election? Did you know that the average donation to Senator Sander’s campaign is, on average, $27? Mr. Glazer we’re hoping… Mr. Glanzer? Hello?” — by Abigail M.

3rd Place:  “Smile and Nod. Okay? Kill Ben Chadwick.” — by Aaron F.

Honorable mention:  “What’s black and white and drunk all over?” — Justin P.