Caption Contest Hump Day Edition Winner
Happy Sweltering Friggin Friday,
While your deodorant collectively says “uncle,” and you pistol whip the friend that STILL wants to go to the rooftop bar after work — I bring you your caption contest winner. I told Justin he could judge it but then retracted that offer mercilessly because I think he should win (points for humor, and for being a good sport).
“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…” – Justin P
Winner:
“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…”
– Justin P
2nd place:
“Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Just Glanzer mansplaining how Crossfit works to another girl he wants to challenge in arm wrestling again….”
– Jenn P
3rd place:
“So what if I gel my hair back on a Sunday for hockey?” “Sorry, still a timeout – get in the corner”
– Anonymous