in this update:

– LAST WEEK’S SCORES
– THIS WEEK’S SCHEDULE
– DRINK OLYMPICS AT THE JOHNSONS
– BTSH MID-SEASON PARTY
– BTSH GEAR
– POSTINGS:
women’s clinic this sunday 1:30pm
women’s tournament aug. 25-26 in ocean city, md
bronx zoo benefit
breast cancer fundraisers
ice hockey/beach party
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SCORES FOR 8-Jul-2007

3pm Corlears Denim Demons 7 Tuques 4
3pm Corlears .lbs 0 Unicorns 2
3pm Moffo Mathmatics 2 Fresh Kills 7
4pm Corlears Bad Touch 1 Dark Rainbows 4
4pm Corlears Cobra Kai 3 Sky Fighters 2
4pm Moffo Filthy Gorgeous 2 WTP 5
5pm Corlears Gouging Anklebiters 1 PFR 3
5pm Moffo Corlears Hookers 6 Mexican Standoff 4
5pm Moffo Mighty Squirrels 0 Rehabs 2

full scores and stats always available first at:
http://www.traineaux.com/hockey/btsh.stats.html
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GAMES THIS WEEK – SUNDAY 15 JULY 2007

15-Jul
3pm C1 Mighty Squirrels vs. Fresh Kills
3pm C2 Sky Fighters vs. Mexican Standoff
4pm C1 Filthy Gorgeous vs. Unicorns
4pm C2 Rehabs vs. PFR
5pm C1 WTP vs. C.Hookers
5pm C2 Mathmatics vs. Lbs

3pm M Bad Touch vs. Tuques
4pm M G.Anklebiters vs. Cobra Kai
5pm M Dark Rainbows vs. Denim Demons
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DRINK OLYMPICS AT THE JOHNSONS – date TBD

coming on a sunday in the very near future, brett of the johnsons and phil of gouging anklebiters will host the olympics! or rather, the DRINKlympics/ALCHOLYMPICS! expect all manner of contests testing the skills, agility, endurance and flat-out stupidity of those brave/desperate enough to enter the bARENA!
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BTSH MID-SEASON PARTY

the btsh mid-season party will be:

saturday july 28, 2007
7-9pm
parkside lounge (317 e. houston at attorney)

there will be btsh members performing. if you’re one of the folks who contacted me about performing, i’ll get back to you with details in the next few days!
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GEAR ISSUES

as we await a new era to begin with the metal goals that gary of mighty squirrels is building for us, let’s make sure that we’re taking good care of the gear that we currently use!

first off, PLEASE chase after balls that leave the playing area, whether at corlears or moffo. those suckers aren’t free, and we lose far too many than we should. if you’re watching a game and you see a ball go over or under the fence, PLEASE go get it!

regarding the nets, there is a proper way to put them together and take them apart. if you don’t know how to do it, then please ask somebody who does. otherwise, let them be. but DO ask how to do it if you want to help out!

ALSO regarding balls… at corlears please only use the tar-blackened balls for warming up. we need to keep the new orange balls bright for game use. DO NOT use new balls for warm ups! lest we end up with balls that can’t be easily seen during games.
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POSTINGS:

WOMEN’S CLINIC
from HAANWA-mexican standoff

1:30pm at corlears
for more info and to reserve, contact:
haanwa
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WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT
from LIZA-filthy gorgeous

We have another women’s tournament coming the weekend
of August 25th-26th in Ocean City, MD.

I would like to reach out to any women in BTSH who are
interested in participating on the tournament. They
will need to cover travel, hotel (TBD) and tournament
fee ($50).

This is the second year in a row we have attended this
tournament and last year was a total blast.

If anyone is interested, please ask them to email me
at wattsliza AT yahoo DOT com.

Thanks! -Liza
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BRONX ZOO FUNDRAISER THIS WEDNESDAY AT 8PM
from GREG-rehabs

THE BRONX ZOO IS HAVING A FUNDRAISER THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 8 PM:
Landsdowne Road
599 10th Avenue Between 43rd and 44th Street
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 8:00pm – 2:00 AM

To raise money and awareness about an amazing cause (keep reading for all the info about the cause)! It’s a $25 donation. That will get you two free drinks (this includes any beer, wine, and well drinks)! The rest of the night two selected beers will be $3 all night! We will also have a raffle and silent auction with some great prizes, including a free weekend in Berlin, Germany and Vermont!!!! Please come and show your support!

The Cause:
Gabon, on the Atlantic coast of Equatorial Africa, is one of the few
remaining places on Earth, where gorillas, elephants, and rare monkeys
and birds thrive in pristine habitats, alongside people of many vibrant
cultures. This sparsely populated country was little known to the world
until the turn of the last century when an expedition by the Wildlife
Conservation Society (WCS) and National Geographic resulted in discovery
of landscapes and animal populations never seen before. Previously
undocumented scenes came to life in amazing photographs that moved even
Gabon’s President himself. Realizing the importance of such purity in
the modern world, President Omar Bongo set aside 10.8 percent of his
country in 13 national parks in 2002 – and he did so virtually
overnight, in one of the boldest moves in conservation history. Bongo’s
idea was to preserve his nation’s natural resources, while also
stimulating the economy and improving livelihoods through ecotourism.
[more info at http://www.wcs.org]

If you are unable to make it and still want to contribute please visit www.wcs.org/donate click on “Gabon Rainforest” and donate today.
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BOOZE FOR BOOBS – BREAST CANCER RESEARCH BENEFIT
from MARY-mighty squirrels

Date: July 24, 2007
Place: IGGY’S Keltic Lounge
132 Ludlow Street
Time: 9pm

Are you ready for a night of drinking, hanging with friends, relaxing and saving breasts?

Well then–Join me at Iggy’s for an evening of boozing it up all for a great cause. As some of you know, I will be participating in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer this October. All the proceeds from this evening will go to stomping out breast cancer.

Here’s the deal:

For a $20.00 donation you will recieve two tickets, each is redeemable for a free drink. Plus $1 or $2 off your drinks for the rest of the night.

Hosted by: Mary of the Mighty Squirrels
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ICE HOCKEY/BEACH PARTY
from BOB-fresh kills

SAT. AUG. 4, 2007
10:30am ice hockey game at aviator in brooklyn.
12:30pm beach party at jacob riis park, far rockaway.

if you want to participate in either or both events, contact:
bob AT triagemusic DOT com.
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