Welcome to the 2015 BTSH Awards Ceremony. Or actually just awards article. Just for the record, Sam and Zach Norris were the creators of these lists and recipients. I’m just the guy who added Brian Sullivan. (He also has my vote)

BTSH Awards

Best Duo:

1. Teytelbaum Brothers
2. Gilligan Brothers
3. Johnston Sisters
4. Jenn and Adam Rubens
5. Bash Brothers—Hicks and Glanzer

Feminist of the Year:  

 

1. Amy Jones (Tompkins Square Riots)
2. Dani Rylan (Cobra Kai/NWHL Commissioner)
3. Mia Juhng (Poutine Machine)
4. Amy Anderla (Mathematics)

Masculinity of the Year:  

 

1. Joey Batista (Mathematics)
2. Roman Teytelbaum (Sky Fighters)
3. Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)
4. Derek Tags (Mathematics)
5. 1950’s Black Rob (Rehabs)

Rookie of the Year (Male):  

1. Kevin “His Name” Longwell (Dark Rainbows)
2. Isaac Stewart (Instant Karma)
3. Brian Hicks (Gremlins)
4. Brad Starr (Rehabs)
5. Ben Probert (Gouging Anklebiters)

Rookie of the Year (Female):  

 

1. Liz Boylan (LBS, Inc.)
2. Diana Marko (Gouging Anklebiters)
3. Cathy Mebane (Gouging Anklebiters)
4. Christina Lee (Rehabs)

Upset of the Year:  

1. Gut Rot v. Hookers
2. Riots v. WTP (playoffs)
3. Gremlins v. Demons (playoffs)
4. Biters v. Fresh Kills (playoffs)

Best Laugh:  

1. Alok Ghai (Mega Touch)
2. Vanck Zhu (Tompkins Square Riots)
3. Stephanie “Scoops” Cooper (Sky Fighters)
4. Jamie B. (Gremlins)
5. Peter Putka (Corlears Hookers)

Minkus Award—for flamboyance and extraordinary feats in goaltending:  

1. Hector (Rehabs)
2. Craig LaCombe (Gouging Anklebiters)
3. Eric Ramirez (Gut Rot)
4. Jamie B. (Gremlins)
5. Tim Burke (Butchers)

C Dubs Award:  

1. Eli Kazin (Mathematics)
2. Tim Brown (LBS, Inc.)
3. Emily Moore (What The Puck)
4. Brian Sullivan (Poutine Machine)

Bob W. Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (Captain Of The Year):

1. Ben Chadwick (Instant Karma)
2. Bryan Welch (Rehabs)
3. Tommy Cho (Gut Rot)
4. Phil Donohue (Gouging Anklebiters)

Most Improved:  

1. Maire (Gremlins)
2. Ann Mathews (Filthier)
3. Michelle Ulrich (Mathematics)
4. Rod Sherwood (Gremlins)
5. MDF (Butchers)

Least Improved:  

 

1. Gabe (Fresh Kills)
2. Cherie (Mathematics)
3. Gil (Happy Little Elves)
4. Luisa (Happy Little Elves)

Stacy Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace.
1) Tia L. (Rainbows)
2) (John) Sena (Rehabs)
3) Gunner (Mega Touch)
4) Jackie (Hookers)

In Memoriam:  awaiting responses from team players on their team

Hopper—

Jenna and Ben—