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At the 11th hour (literally, or 23rd on Jo-Ann’s 24 hour clock…whatever the heck that is), here are the Week 15 box scores. Hope everyone enjoyed their pizza (preview) Fridays! Very nostalgic. Were you a 1 cheese slice or 2 pepperoni slice kid? I think the best slices we ever got were from Mr Mozzarella in grade 6. What Pizza Friday slice do you remember the most?

What do you call a cheesy high stick? American.

Habs 0 @ GANK 1

Goalie Loss – Eric R (4-4, GAA 1.10)

Biters – Andy M (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Craig “used shoes salesman” LaC (10-1, 5 Shutouts, GAA 1.16)

Game Notes: HockeyBeach 2018 poaching comes full circle nearly 1 year to the date as Andy pots the difference between his new and former teammates.

Karma 4 @ Mega 0

Karma – Liz T (2), Sara L via FA, Derek Zed (12), SCory Cory (5)

Goalie Shutout Win – Steve F (4-4, 1 Shutout, GAA 2.68)

Goalie Loss – The Tuck Man (4-4, GAA 2.32)

Fuzz 4 @ Math 3

Fuzz – Miles (6), Gil (6), Jeff (7), Teets McGee (8)

Goalie Win – Tim Bwn (7-5, GAA 2.13)

Math – Jack McG x2 (8), Bradley S (1)

Goalie Loss – David L (5-5, GAA 2.57)

Riots 1 @ Poutine 2

Riots – Jake T (2)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (3-8)

Poutine – James McQ (5), Hornswoggle (2)

Goalie Win – Chris S via FA

FK 4 @ Hookers 1

FK – Andrew (2), Gabe x2 (7), Ariel (4)

Goalie Win – Barch (4-4, GAA 1.98)

Hookers – Sara L via FA

Goalie Loss – Dustin O (8-2, GAA 1.57)

Demons 2 @ Fighters 1

Demons – Bar Down Brad x2 (4)

Goalie Win – Zach L (6-4, GAA 1.92)

Sky – Dana L (3)

Goalie Loss – OG James (3-3, GAA 1.64)

Rut Rot 0 @ Gremlins 3

Goalie Loss – Goalie Becca (0-2, GAA 2.50)

Gremlins – Iannis x2 (3), Allison B (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie B (7-5, 4 shutouts, GAA 1.46)

Game Notes: Becca’s goalie gear was off in 2.22 seconds after the final whistle. That’s faster than most goons lose their gloves for a fence pushing tilly.

Advncd Anlytcs: Whatever shutout, GA, and GAA is published for Jamie, there is a 100% chance that Walker will complain about it. He’s only even (a plus and a minus) on corrections mailed in by his non-millenial carrier pigeon to the commissionherr’s office thus far in 2019.

Pounds 2 @ Butchers 1

Los Blancos – Scotty K (3), Roberts (8)

Goalie Win – Zak C via Demons

Butchers – Jake T (7)

Goalie Loss – Tim Brk (2-7, GAA 2.83)

Game Notes: Butchers have another strong defensive effort but lose late to a heart-breaking goal by a team leading 8th goal from Roberts.

DaPucks 3 @ White Rainbows 2 F/SO

WTP – McCauley via weekly Pizza Preview Ringers (1), Annie via rostered ringers (3)

Goalie Shootout Win – Ed P via rostered Thints poachee ringers (6-5, GAA 2.21)

Dark Bows – Yetter totally not a ringer (7), Dan C totally not a ringer (1)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Greenwald #HotLegs2018Ringer (2-11)

Shootout Winner – Michaliga shootout winner ringer (with help from Patty Kane ringer and Kuzy ringer)

Game Notes: So many ringers! And we didn’t even mention Nate No Show Lerner yet.

Advncd Anlytcs: After two quick goals by the Rainbows Ringers early, WTP’s 2 scorers in regulation were the only 2 to whiff in the skills comp for the bonus point.

Filthier 2 @ CK 1 F/SO

Filthier – Sunny (6)

Goalie Shootout Win – Tim K (9-3, GAA 1.39)

Cobra Kai – Liam (3)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Ryan M (0-5, GAA 2.55)

In honour of none of us playing in that darn cool hockey OC tournament this weekend, a “Ned Flanders” quote to describe these belated box scores…

“A plain slice of bread with a glass of water for dipping on the side.” That gosh darn prediddlyictable.

They were rude, obnoxious, drunken and definitely disorderly. Everywhere you walked you would hear, “PULLLLLOUTTTTSSSS!!!!” Who woulda thought someone as classy as Anika could gather a group of such vulgar, unrefined, primitive, drunken hockey players? But despite not winning a game, they all channeled their inner-Ellery and outfunned us all. While the rest of us were driving home to New York, they were still partying in OC. PULLLLOUTTTTTSSS!!!!!

One week ’til (our) HockeyBeach! On to the box scores…

Filthier 1 @ Pounds 2

Filthier – OP James (9)

Goalie Loss – Tim K

Pounds – Roberts x2 (7)

Goalie Win – Mike Sizzler

When you find a world where Roberts is the leading scorer for Los Blancos

Evil Dojo 2 @ Evil Turfed Park Hookers 3

Cobra Kai – Russ Flow Provider Hammyman (3), Rachel L (2)

Goalie Loss – Ryan M

Hookers – Danilo (2), Cro (3), CJ (6)

Goalie Win – Dustin O

Pig Knifes 0 @ Biters 5

Goalie Loss – Tim Brk

Biters – Wurky McParty (2), Bob Probert x2 (11), Jason Bourne (4), Phil the Thrill (1)

Goalie Win – Craig “used shoe salesman” LaC

Game Notes: A box score where all the nicknames make sense? Is it possible?

Rotters 2 @ Rioters 8

Gut Rot – Becca (1), Akhil (4)

Goalie Win – Sam S

Riots – Dave F x3 (6), Kevin Zed (2), Dave Not the Goalie L (2), Mia via Sky Fighters, Katie S (also poached via Sky Fighters? :O) x2 (4)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR

Game Notes: The Becca Mehta sibling rivalry is not enough to propel Gut Rot to victory (yet again).

Advncd Anlytcs: Also, why does Akhil have (THREE!!!) more goals than you Becca?!

Dendems 2 @ Touches 4

Demons – Rubens (2), Reznick (3)

Goalie Loss – Zach L

Mega – Julie (3), Yuriy (1), Jeff B x2 (4)

Goalie Win – Eric D

Game Notes: Eric tender helps get Mega back in the win column with a show stopping performance leaving a high scoring Demons team with only 2 goals on the day.

Habs 4 @ Maths 0

Rehabs – Michelle U x2 (3), Ben M x2 (2)

Goalie Shutout Win – Eric R

Goalie Loss – Max of Moscow

FK 2 @ FZ 5

Fresh Kills – Tom R (4), Meg F (1)

Goalie Pile – Barch

Fuzz – Miles x3 (7), Gil (5), Jeff (6)

Goalie Commish – Tim Bwn

Karma 5 @ Dark Powder ‘Bows 3

Karma – Derek Zed (11), Scory Cory (4), Shaina (1), Big Ben Clavicle (2)

Goalie Win – Max of Moscow

Rainbows – Bryan L x2 (8), Yetter (6)  

Goalie Loss – David G #MyHotLegs2018 #MyFSTOW15

Sky 0 @ Poutine 5

Goalie Loss – DeLacy via Poutine Anglophone waivers

Poutine – James McQ (4), Christina L (2), Mike Pags x2 (5), Hornswoggle (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – RJ F

Grems 1 @ Pucks 3

Gremlins – Iannis (1)

Goalie Loss – Jamie B

WTP?! – Annie A (2), The Dude (4), The Ball Hogg (8)

Goalie Win – Goalie Ed P

Game Notes: Annie’s goals in back to back games propel pucks to another 2 points. The man they call mccauley quietly had 3 (primary) apples.

Advncd Anlytcs: Walker -3. MINUS THREE. “Worst game ever” Too [much] (time put into finding) subs”.

No one likes our poo emoji shirt coloured win streak and we don’t care!

After forgetting what week it was and not posting the box scores on time…these are coming in hot (then cool substantially half way through)…on to the box scores.

Fuzz 1 @ Rehabs 0 F/OT (Makeup game played in lieu of September 29)

Fuzz – Jeff (3)

Goalie Shutout Win – Tim Bwn (third shutout this season)

Goalie OT Loss – Eric R (held a SO through regulation)

Game Notes: After an uninteresting regulation session, Sig got his knockdowns for 2019 off to a late start to help clear some space for Jeff to finish his own breakaway rebound (does that even count as a real goal? C’mon man) in the extra session and passed some salt the habs’ way.

Fuzz 6 @ Mega 1

Fuzz – Teets McGee x2 (7), Jeff x2 (5), Caitlin via FA, Walsh (1)

Goalie almost shutout win – Tim Bwn (5-5, 3 shutouts, GAA 2.06)

Mega – Jeff B (2)

Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-3)

Game Notes: Fuzz got out to an early lead and forgot to play defense in the second half, leading to a lost goose-egg for ol’ pony tail Timmy boy!

Advncd Anlytcs: Sig had 1 more knockdown assist in this game. Good thing I don’t post these on fb, so it can save Jeff his annual fb comment for one of those btsh posts that will complain about shortis bringing ringers to Ocean City (again).

In our first What the Poll of 2019, respondents said … actually these are just our jersey numbers. Pretty sure Alexa wears #10 too. What other sickos recognized that when peaking at the graphic? Just Gil’s son’s dad probably.

Rehabs 6 @ Gut Rot 0

Rehabs – Cherie (6), Monique (6), Joshua K (1), Hicksy (7), Joey Bats (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Eric R (3-3, 1 shutout, GAA 1.29)

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker via FA

Game Notes: On what btsh post can I find out if Joey made it to a third episode on Dating Kate (plus 8)**?

Advncd Anlytcs: **Walker stop salivating, it’s a reality tv show about a woman who has 8 kids, not a plus/minus.

Sky Fighters 2 @ Hookers 5

Sky – Moe H (1), Mo (2)

Goalie Loss – DeLacy via Happy Little Elves

Hookers – Sam M (1), Clark (5), CJ (5), Cro (2), Pigozzi (4)

Goalie Win – Dustin O (7-1, 2 shutouts, GAA 1.22)

Game Notes: Former BTSH Olympics arm-wrestling champ Sam got in his first game of 2019, and said before the game “we’ll try it, hope it goes well” and went out and scored the first goal of the game. Good to see you back out there, Sam.

Filthier 4 @ Dark Rainbows 1

Filthier – Thomas W (3), JJ (1), OP James x2 (8)

Goalie Win – Tim K (8-2, 2 shutouts, GAA 1.39)

Dank ‘Bows – The Funny Hiker Guy (2)

Goalie Loss – Greenwald (2-9)

Pounds 4 @ Riots 1

Sterlings – Scotty K the 2nd x2 (2), Roberts x2 (7)

Goalie Win – Sizzler (7-1, GAA 1.75)

Riots – Mike Danton’s Fave Player Agent (3)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-7)

Game Notes: No one knows it because these aren’t posted on fb, but Roberts keeps scoring goals (see game notes two games below) for a depleted Pounds roster.

Butchers 2 @ What the Puck?! 3

Butchers – Georgine (1), Chris Creamsicle (1)

Goalie Loss – Tim Brk (2-5)

WTP?! – Hoggystyle x3 (7)

Goalie Win – Goalie Ed (5-5)

Game Notes: A tight contest where leads lasted no more than 5 minutes in length, with the game tied for the majority of play, the Pucks scored an unassisted goal late to steal 2 points at the hands of some butchers. And one would think a pig knife would trump a wild hog(g). Shame.

Advncd Anlytcs: Much like last year’s Olympics day, WTP?! rocked their alternate white v-necks, beat a higher division team, the current captain had a 3-point game, and the breakfast bagel sandwich population took a big hit.  

Poutine 3 @ Cobra Kai 0

Poutine – James McQ (3), Mike Pags x2 (3)

Goalie Shutout Win – RJ (4-4, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.10)

Goalie Loss – Ryan M (0-3, GAA higher than any goal total Campbell gave up in 2018 but for the finals)

Game Notes: Where is that facebook post from 2018 we can bump where Tim K tells Cobra Kai (read: Eff Gil Ween) to settle down and talk about a winning record when they are in the top division (or better yet, conference)? Roberts, I’ll break your mojo and post these box scores on the fb group if you can’t find it.

Demons 3 @ Fresh Kills 2 OT/SO

Demons – Bar Down Brad x2 (2)

Goalie Shootout Win – Zach L (5-3, 1 shutout, GAA 1.79)

Shootout Winner – Zach (obviously)…Fine

Fresh Kills – Tom “the R stands for (coming out of) Retirement” Rush x2 (3)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Shawn H via FA

Bar down Brad so fly, he matches his lenses to his shirt.

Math 2 @ Gremlins 1

Math – Elly (2), Jackpole (6)

Goalie Win – David L (5-4, GAA 2.42)

Gremlins – Marcella (3)

Goalie Loss – Jamie B (6-5, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.59)

Elly (calling it) right down the middle for a score!

GANK 5 @ IK 1

GANK – Derho (3), Bob Probert (9), Chris B (4), Joe P (3), CoCo (2)

Goalie Win – Craig LaC (8-1, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.41)

IK – Derek (10)

Goalie Loss – Steve F (3-4)

Game Notes: I told you this post substantially cooled off halfway through.

Bring out the Olympics boo birds.

A total of 12 games this week! And not one nice thing to say about them. On to the box scores…

Sky Fighters 3 @ Riots 0

Sky – Matt (2), Jake K (1), Dana (2)

Goalie Shutout Win – OG James

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR

Game Notes: Sky Fighters make light work of a deep Riots bench to win their week 1 matchup makeup game.

Dark Bows 1 @ Sky Fighters 4

‘Bows – Bryan L (6)

Goalie Loss – David “any more goalie comments before logging off?” Grzzwld (2-6)

Sky – Cory G x2 (2), David C (1), Mo (1)

Goalie Win – OG James (3-2, GAA 1.57, 1 shutout)

Game Notes: Stein comes back and picks up 4 big points for Sky.

“You should have poke checked”

Karma 7 @ Riots 5

IK – Matttrick Babe-l x3 (4), Derek Zed x2 (9), Alex “the A stands for an Anvil of an A$$ a la Rob Blake” x2 via Touching them Mega

Goalie Win – Corey K via FA

Riots – Katie S (2), Hy L x2 (2), Jake T (1), Vanck (2)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-6)

Game Notes: On the strength of league subs (*psychotic screaming*), Karma keeps pace with divisional rivals on this day with another win.

Pounds 4 @ Math 1

Sterlings – Pete Rose x2 (6), Roberts (3), Davis via FA

Goalie Win – Jeff Green via fake zog goalie gear dumpster(fire)

Mathletes – Jon M (6)

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker B via FA

Game Notes – Roberts played like the game was against WTP, and pounds keep winning on the strength of (goalie) subs…why does this sound ironic/familiar I wonder….

Butchers 1 @ Fresh Kills 2

Butchers – Mike M (3)

Goalie Loss – Corey K via FA

Dutch Kills – Ariel (3), Nate (7)

Goalie Win – Barch Pile (3-3, GAA 1.64)

Mega Touch 1 @ WTP 3

Mega – Joe L (2)

Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-2, GAA 3.00)

WTP – Dude x2 (3), Sam McI (6)

Goalie Win – Ed P (3-5, GAA a publishable 2.44)

Game Notes: Division 3 is now officially the Michaliga division. The fourth division won’t be renamed, however. Sorry Jules. Focus your energy on OC. I need a new jacket to wear, anyways.

Fuzz 3 @ GANK 5

Fuzz – TeetsMcGee x3 (5)

Goalie Loss – Tim Brown (3-5, GAA 2.47)

GANK – Wurky McParty (1), Jimmy Kinnel (1), Sarah M (4), Joe P (2), Bob Probert (8),

Goalie Win – Craig LaC (7-1, GAA 1.46)

Game Notes: Fuzz does a lot better when they are in D2. Serving a great opportunity to be poached for 2020…FK please do your part here…

Do something….you dumb bird. (It’s like trying to flock pigeons on an NYC sidewalk!)

CK 2 @ Habs 1 F/SO

Evil Dojo – Oliver William Yetter (1)

Goalie Shootout Win – Campbell’s hangover soup (3-0, GAA 0.32, 2 shutouts)

Shootout Winner – Eff Gil Ween (Oliver with the clincher)

Rehabs – Hicksy (6)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jeff G via fake zog free transfer window

Game Notes: Cobra Kai gets the extra “Let’s delay the day as long as possible” (I mean shootout) point by getting 2/3 in, in the skills comp. Cherie is still wondering who keeps tipping off the goalies when the referee at centre is giving her advice for her shootout attempts…

When you win (moffo on Saturday and) your game on Sunday but realize you have to get back to Boston for work on Monday.

Hookers 0 @ Filthier 1

Goalie Loss – Dustin O (6-1, GAA 1.11)

Filthier – OP James (7)

Goalie Shutout Win – Tim K (7-2, GAA 1.43)

Grems 2 @ DenDems 3 F/SO

Gremlins – Carcella Molson (2), Erich the G stands for Goal Scorer (9)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jamie

Demons – Sniping Gino’s (4), Rubens (1)

Shootout Winner – Gino’s Pizza (Bar down Brad with the clincher)

Goalie Shootout Win – Zach L (4-3, GAA 1.78)

Game Notes: Demons finally experience mean reversion and pick up an extra shootout point.

Gut Rot 0 @ Pouts 7 (ouch)

Poutine – James McQ (2), Christian H x2 (3), Charlotte McA (1), Matt fRatt (1), Mike Marr (4), Ryan (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – RJ Dickey

Goalie Loss – Mark C (Not Sam, Eitan, or Ed) (0-1)

Game Notes: Charlotte picked the right game to jump in and score her first goal in her BTSH career…against a rookie goalie and a hapless Rut Rotters….the road to -70 looks bright!

Grems 1 @ Pouts 0

Gremlins – Courtney (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie (6-3, GAA 1.40, 3 shutouts)

Goalie Loss – RJ Dickey (3-4, GAA 1.25, 2 shutouts)

Game Notes: In the late makeup game, Jamie shines, quickly avenging the shootout from the earlier game to give the Gremlins a much needed win in this “4 point game”, dead locking the Michaliga division teams (see above) in a pile up for the first seed in the division. Well everyone not named Sky Fighters, that is.

Truly halfway through the season after 9 games played for most, if not all, teams, Week 10 brought some competitive divisional play with only 1 game having a goal margin greater than 2 goals (and it was only by 3).

On to the box scores…

Mega Touch 3 @ Gut Rot 1

Mega – Eric D (2), Jules (2), Inspector Jones (2)

Goalie Win – Mike T (4-3, GAA 2.08)

Rut Rot – Gilligan (1)

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker via FA

Game Notes: Julie brings ringers like Matt Jones to BTSH then calls him “inspector” so that even Alexa cannot figure it out its her Shortis teammate. Brilliant.

Pounds 2 @ Rehabs 1 F/SO

Pounds – Austin via FA

Goalie Win – Sizzler (6-1, GAA 1.86)

Shootout Winner – Avery E

Habs – Mo R (4)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Eric R (2-1-1, GAA 1.71)

Game Notes: Front runner for MVP at the halfway mark, the Pounds sub list came through again for the sterlings as they down the Rehabs in a controversial shootout. Where is the video review?!

Editor’s Note: There is no MVP award, and thus all subjective halfway mark rankings of anything in nature, such as power, are pointless. Like ranking WTP players ahead of CK players in subjective weekly or annual votes! How could The Person Writing the Three Stars do such a thing? #notmyFSOTW

Sky Fighters 0 @ Instant Karma 3

Goalie Loss – Eric R via Les Habitants

IK – Brianna V (2), Derek Zed (7), Scory Cory V (3),

Goalie Shutout Win – Max Moscow via FA

Game Notes: Instant Karma take advantage of a Sky Fighters streaking in the wrong direction to create more space in their division’s relegation zone.

Advncd Anlytcs: Similar to the pattern we noted in 2018, Brianna and Scory find the scoresheet in the same game once again. If one scores, you need to cover the other!

CK 2 @ FK 0

CK – Captain LJ (1), Captain Liam (3)

Goalie Shutout Win – Peter Parker via FA

Goalie Loss – Shawn H via FA

Game Notes: Evil Dojo take advantage of no Gabe and no Ariel to get back in the win column.

Advncd Anlytcs: Is Liam quietly the Grabner of BTSH? All I see is him scoring empty netters in every CK one goal game. I also thought he was injured. Nice to see you back!

Comic Strip: Burkhardt delivers in a back to back effort. Oh wait, that’s right, he didn’t have to play against Gabe this time. Instead, here’s probably some of the game tape that’s been passed around the CK email threads as of late…

Coaching pays off. So does ignoring it.

Hookers 5 @ GANK 3

Hookers – Sarah N (2), Cro (1), Pigozzi (3), “Bill” Guerin x2 (2)

Goalie Win – Dustin O (6-0, GAA 1.13)

GANK – Derho (2), Probert (7), Chris B (3)

Goalie Loss – Max Moscow via FA

Game Notes: Down 3 to 1 halfway through the 2nd period, the Hookers mounted an impressive 3 goal outburst inside a few brief moments to steal 2 points from their bit(t)er political divisional rivals.

Mons 5 @ Bows 4

Denim D’s – Gene (3), dRo (1), Neil Zed x3 (12)

Goalie Win – Zach L (3-1-2, GAA 1.77)

Dark B’s – Bryan L x2 (5), Jess(ica) D (1), Brett H (1)

Goalie Loss – David G (2-6-1, GAA 3.70)

Game Notes: Rainbows have another strong offensive game but still come up short, and somehow find themselves 7 points back of the Michaliga division race and only 2 points clear of…oh wait, there is nothing after the fourth division, you just stay there in a perpetual annuity, or perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. (how many years have they been down there?) perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. Perpetuity. There, probably close enough. That many years.

IR: Gene and Neil returned for the first time in a few weeks to help the Demons get back in the win column and stay ahead of Mega Touch, who, during the Demons’ shootout losing streak, were picking up some impressive wins and closing the gap in the division race, in which they only sit 1 point behind through Week 10.

Math 3 @ Butchers 1

Math – Jackpole (5), Zach N x2 (4)

Goalie Win – David L (4-4, GAA 2.59)

Butchers – Brendan C (3)

Goalie Loss – Tim B (2-2-2, GAA 2.58)

Game Notes: Norris trophy front runner Zach has been the best Norris all season long. After a Queen benefit concert, he mentioned how much he used to score when he was a rookie. His younger brother skips town and voila, he starts scoring again. Coincidence? Probably (not).

Gremlins 3 @ Riots 1

Gremlins – Ryan M (1), Erich x2 (8)

Goalie Win – Jamie B (5-2, GAA 1.53)

Riots – David L (1)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-4, GAA 3.61)

Game Notes: Gremlins cooled off from their offensive outburst only worthy of an HM in Week 9 but still cruise past the Riots in convincing fashion in Week 10. The eye test, nor the advncd anlytcs, suggested a 3-1 scoreline.

Advncd Anlytcs: The gremlins really outplayed the riots.

Filthier 4 @ Fuzz 2

Filthier – Danielle (2), OP James (6), Sunny (6), Sean the Mule (2)

Goalie Win – Tim K (6-2, GAA 1.60)

Fuzz – Miles H (2), Teets McGee (2)

Goalie Loss – Tim Bwn (3-4, GAA 2.25)

Game Notes: Fuzz throws another game and Filthier stay resilient in their chase for the 1st division crown, only sitting 4 points back with half a season to go.

Canucks 1 Blue Shirts 0 F/SO

Goalie Shutout Win: Kirk McLean aka Hoggystyle (4-3, GAA 1.11 all-time)

SO Winner: Trevor Linden aka Justin SM-Liga

Goalie Shutout Shootout Loss: Mike Richter aka RJ (2-3, GAA 1.54)

Game Notes: Sleeper pick game of the day, as after a long day at the courts from re-meshing nets to breaking pinatas, we had a classic NO goal OT/SO thriller between two star-crossed Michilga-now-Katz Division rivals that kept those who stuck around from the 4:30pm games (and earlier ending east 5:30pm game) entertained with writeups, disallowed goals, ejections, and one smooth divisional namesake criminal finn-holing a hapless Poo tender to cap off the day.

“This is MY division now” – Katz and Michaliga trade places in Week 11.

JW Rules Symposium aka Soapbox: What gets addressed first, too big of goalie gear in BTSH, or curved wands in Fake Zog? Or Box Scores posted to fb? He definitely wants the latter. He’ll get none of the above, however.

Those pants are a men’s small. I swear. I don’t wear men’s small anything…I bet the ref’s shorts behind the goalie aren’t a men’s small… #LeeToo