By Arya Stark
The LBS dropped their first game of the season to the Fresh Kills. Sheena with the game winner early in the 2nd half.
The Gremlins downed the Sky Fighters although it was good to see Mo back.
The Demons may keep kosher but god clearly hates them. They lost their 4th shootout of the season (incredible), this time to WTP. Shootout winner scored by polite Canadian man and rumored Long Island homeowner Mike M.
The Rehabs gutted out a tight victory against Filthier with Sena coaching from the sidelines.
Poutine hung on for a 2-0 victory with Max & Longwell stealing the show. Sully snipe through traffic for the winner.
The Butchers butchered Fuzz 5-1, dropping the defending champs to 15th in the standings and thus demonstrating why getting a high seed doesn’t give you much of an advantage in this league.
Gut Rot and Longwell devastated survivor pools everywhere with a comeback win against the Rainbows.
Mega held on late to beat the Riots.
Cro declared he was going to be the Hookers’ goalie sub, gave up a goal on his first shot because he tried a cross-body glove move rather than simply lifting his blocker a couple inches, then subbed himself out like a coward. Luckily (in case you just started reading this recap right now), former Hookers goalie Kevin Longwell was in attendance and down to play his 4th game of the day. Hookers beat Math 4-3. Cro claims he got an assist; who knows. They are now tied for 1st in the standings.
Finally, in the game of the day, Cobra Kai and the Biters slugged it out, trading goals in a wild second half before the Biters took it in OT. Gutsy comeback win to keep them in the 3rd spot overall and win Scotty $10 off me in a hastily assembled pre-OT bet. Damn.
See ya next week.