Come For The All-Stars, Stay Despite Hockey Rich

After the West squad’s convincing 4-1 win last season, the East will be looking to even the series in their 2009 contest.  In an effort to revitalize the squad from last year’s defeat, Rich Glanzer and the extremely photogenic Stacy Kehoe replace former East coaches Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and Monica Russo.  The new tandem is already very optimistic as Glanzer and Kehoe will have some of BTSH’s top players at their disposal.  Forwards Ben, Susannah, and Arthur Revechkis will lead the scoring attack, while Peter “Purple Rain” Putka and Amy Jones anchor the defense.  In addition, Glanzer and Kehoe will coach two of the league’s most feared enforcers in Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher and Libby Hartle-Tyrrell.  However, the West has also made some enhancements, as the team looks to maintain its dominance.  Co-coaches Steve Chernoski and Georgine “Mulva” Paulin take over for Phil “Sandy” Donohue and Rachel “A-Korn” Greene with high hopes of continuing their legacy.  Chernoski, a defender himself, is thrilled to have several of BTSH’s premier players on his blue line, most notably Sam Anthony, Courtney McBride, and Adam Robertson.  A goon at heart, Paulin is also excited, as she will have several gritty forwards to utilize, including Ariel Imas, Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton, and Will Kuhns.

Sadly, for the second season in a row, Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon was not selected to participate in this game.  Those who were selected, however, are listed after the jump.

EAST TEAM (white/light)

Coaches:
Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)
Stacy Kehoe (Rehabs)

Goalies:
Craig “Ug” LaCombe (Unicorns)
“Quiet” Mike O’Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)

Roster:
Ben (Mexican Standoff)
Molly Brown (Mega Touch)
Garrett Carrino (Happy Little Elves)
Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (Sky Fighters)
Chris (Unicorns)
Libby Hartle-Tyrrell (Dark Rainbows)
Amy Jones (Fresh Kills)
Tom MacDonald (What The Puck)
$howT!m3 (Rehabs)
Denis Miciletto (Tuques)
Sheena Otto (Mathematics)
Susannah (Unicorns)
Becky Pear/Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (Cobra Kai)
Mike Pereira (Denim Demons)
Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (Corlears Hookers)
Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (Mighty Squirrels)
Kirby “Cheek” Ruffner (Mighty Squirrels)
Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)

WEST (black/dark)

Coaches:
Steve Chernoski (Denim Demons)
Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Mathematics)

Goalies:
John Meyer (Dark Rainbows)
Dan “D.O.” Owens (Filthy Gorgeous)

Roster:
Greg “Lysol” Altman/Will Kuhns (Cobra Kai)
Sam Anthony (LBS, Inc.)
Alice Bertoni (Sky Fighters)
Gary (Mexican Standoff)
Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (What The Puck)
Ariel Imas (Fresh Kills)
Jeff Kamen (Denim Demons)
Erica Lee (LBS, Inc.)
Bill MacGregor (Mega Touch)
Courtney McBride (Happy Little Elves)
“The Masterpiece” Ashley McMasters (Filthy Gorgeous)
Sunny Mehra (Filthy Gorgeous)
Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (Gouging Anklebiters)
Mel Raoul (Rehabs)
Adam Robertson (Tuques)
Noelle Safar (Corlears Hookers)
Derek Tagliarino (Mathematics)
Michel Walkley (Dark Rainbows)

This game will once again feature the dapper referee tandem of Patrick Larsen (Mighty Squirrels) and Bryan “Stork” Welch (Rehabs).