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This week on 3 Stars, Sarah Moore captures the highly coveted and only-possible-at-the-beginning-of-the-season, ACE of Pace award!  You just have to tell Ace you won the award, and maybe they’ll give you a free High Life.  I’m not sure if they have ever heard of this award, yet…

In the past two weeks, she’s potted more goals than I think everyone, guys included, and is tied with Ryan G on Instant Karma (I know, Rich, Derek, and Eli, shootout goals don’t count—but when they win you the game—they count more than any other goal in my book (except those goals that aren’t in shootouts that still win you the game))

2nd Star: The Demons

Oftentimes the Demons don’t get much press, other than Jen’s own FB posts, which some, if not all, would call self-promotion.  But, when you take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs–you’re going to get a star and a little publicity. And, when I say “take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs,” I mean you shadowed Gabe the whole game.  Nice work, Demons!

3rd Star: Rich Glanzer

Few people know this, but you don’t actually have to be at a game on Sunday to become a star.  BTSH is all about what you do on the court AND off the court.  While most of you don’t ever want to know what Rich does off the court nightly from 1:05am to 1:05:28am (and sometimes makes it an extra 4 seconds to 1:05:32am), this time is worth it. While away, Rich did more than talk to tranny strippers in Las Vegas. Rich lived up to his name for the first time and made a bunch of monaayyyy while also starting his modeling career for charitable organizations!!!

Here is the only money shot Rich has ever had:

Who wouldn’t want to donate after feeling so bad about the person in the photo?!