3 stars of the week!
Dear Cherie and Denis,
Congratulations on your hat tricks. You both had star-worthy performances for your teams. However, the BTSH media discussed it and voted to NOT give you stars this week. This, of course, is because you both score so frequently. My suggestion is this: stop being so consistently good at hockey, and you might get a star.
My other suggestion is this: if you need someone to commiserate with you about this….please speak to Gabe. He knows all too well how this feels.
Now, for this week’s 3 stars…..
3rd star: Justin Michaliga’s dog Camden – WTP mascot (league mascot?)
First thing’s first – this dog is not named after Camden, NJ like I guessed (hoped). However, that is the only disappointing thing about this dog. While Camden could earn a star every week, this week was really special. If there was a debutante ball for dogs (ugh, wait, there probably is, isn’t there?) then this week was hers. More people got to know her this week, and of course more people grew to love her. This week I also happened to interview Camden’s most frequent caretaker whenever Justin is playing his games, Rachel Greene. The transcript of that interview is below:
2nd star: Brian Hicks – Gremlins and Miles Hilder – Happy Little Elves
1st star of the week: Jerome Ramos – Poutine Machine
I had decided that Jerome had 1st star before I even left the courts on Sunday. No follow-up suggestions were needed on this one. I had just arrived at Tompkins and was having a conversation with Jamie and Diane when someone who shall remain nameless (Showtime) tapped me on the shoulder and said “hey J Dubs, I’m nominating stars – Jerome just got a hat trick”. My reaction was this: “Already?? Didn’t the 2nd half like JUST start, a minute ago??” The answer was yes. Jerome barely needed more than 1 half to score a NATURAL hat trick, notching the only 3 goals for his team that game, and cementing Poutine’s victory. After many, many years of being a consistently good player who is speedy and moves the puck well, as well as scoring goals for his team…..he finally got that elusive 3. When asked how he did it Jerome replied: “Stop talking so much JW, leave me alone, can’t you see I’m trying to play with the dog.”
Congrats on the 1st star Jerome, wear it like a badge of honor, you earned it.