Gouging Anklebiters at Dark Rainbows
The Anklebiters and Dark Rainbows are kicking off All-Sunday in pure BTSH fashion. They have an agreement in place that the team that scores must polish off a tall boy between all five players on the asphalt rink before the faceoff. (Somewhere in Cleveland Sam N is smiling.) With Greenwald rumored to be in net for the mighty Bows there is a good chance that the collective Biters squad will be hammered midway through the second half.
Prediction: the BTSH gods approve of this debauchery and bless both teams with an absurd amount of puck (ball) luck with the Biters winning 12-9. Neither team’s representatives finish the All-Star Game.[Continue Reading…]