By The Meatbox and Richiepoothang
Hicks: In honor of debate season kicking off, it only seems appropriate to revisit one of the pivotal movements of our time. A movement that is undoubtedly the cornerstone upon which the 2020 election shall be built.
It was Spring a few years ago. I’d try to get the actual date, but people aren’t answering my texts.
Glanzer: People are jerks.
Hicks: Some more that others for sure. You know who nobody thinks is a jerk? Probie. I think it’s because he scores a lot of goals. So much so that in spring a few years ago it caught the eye of a new guy in town who had just moved to the big city from Boise, Idaho. I’ll give you one guess who this is.
Glanzer: Is Idaho another word for Iowa? Because I’m going to guess Sarah T. if it is.
Hicks: Well, you got the first letter right. But no, Idaho is its own state.
Glanzer: You sure seem to know a lot about stuff you normally don’t know a lot about. Is this Walker?
Hicks: “Ha.” Apparently they don’t even have ball hockey there which I guess explains some things. But in this story, our protagonist is none other than Lee Becker. Young Lee was looking for some ball hockey to play. One day he stumbled upon Tompkins Square Park and he witnessed Ben Probert doing Probert things (ie scoring multiple goals to the point his own team boos him).[Continue Reading…]