This week the box scores are provided to you by the shipment of fresh salt a certain meatbox has just received and already delivered to the btsh community. Other btsh articles aside, the Gremlins’ buffalo boys have already claimed the extra salt for their Week 3 warmup.
I have to go back to writing lengthy ref manager emails so these will be brief (yet again) this week. Enjoy!
Dank Bows 2 @ Math 5
Rainbows – Yetter (2), Matty Freeze (2)
Goalie Loss – Greenwald (1-1, GAA of 3.50)
Math – Jack McG x2 (2), Todd M (1), Zach N (1), Jon M (1)
Goalie Win – David L-W (1-1, GAA of 3.00)
Game Notes: The media forgot to predict the rainbows were going to lose 6-2 and therefore didn’t have any bulletin board multiple to put up at their weekly roof practice.
Advncd Anlytcs: I’m not sure if it’s a typo but the rainbows had the two exact same scorers as last week.
Riots 0 @ Evil Dojo 3
Goalie Loss – Zak C via Demons (yes, another Za/ch/ck/cc/c on Demons)
CK – Top Shelf Tommy x2 (2), Alan H (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – G#1 Not Not Campbell (1-0, 1 Shutout)
Game Notes: After getting the shout out in the box scores last week, Tom found the right net (twice) in this contest, including the ice breaker and eventual GwG.
Demons 4 @ Butchers 2
Demons – Miles x2 (4), Neil (5), Gene (1)
Goalie Win – Zak C via ctrl+f Za/k/c/ch recruiting process (1-0)
Butchers – Rachel (1), Brendan (1)
Goalie Loss – Max the FA (0-1-0-1, GAA of 2.00)
Game Notes: If only Butchers could decline division 4 games like they were NFL flags.
Advncd Anlytcs: Rachel gifted one of the flukey Butcher goals to newcomer Brendan. Where’s a three stars of the week post and some positivity when you need it?!
Hookers 5 @ Gut Rot 0
Hookers – The Lone Wolff (1), CJ “not the running back” Anderson (1), Eleni T (1), Sean with one N (1), Jacques (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Greenwald via CrosFaveHotLegs2018
Goalie Loss – Not Eitan (a former league
Sultan champ forgot to write this down)
Game Notes: The annual run to -70 has just begun!
Les Curdz 1 @ Filthier 3
Poos – Christian H (1)
Goalie Loss – DeLacy (0-1)
Filthier – James P (1), Ryan McL (1), Sunny M (1)
Goalie Win – Tim K (1-1, GAA of 2.00)
Game Notes: *Insert wide eyed emoji for my multiple inboxes blown up by this game – where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him*
DaPucks 3 @ Fuzz 2
WTP – Paul (1), Noah (1), Hog(g)*elin “the caps bandwagon hopper” (1)
Goalie Win – Ed P (1-1, GAA unknown – where is that data integrity when you need it?)
Fuzz – Jeff (2), Sig (1)
Goalie Loss – Tim Bwn (1-1, GAA of a deuce)
Game Notes: With WTP up 3-0 after the first 10-15 minutes of the game, they hung on to dear life, with Ed’s light blue chesty shining bright for the second half of this poaching-season-2019-article tilt #myPoachee2019.
Advncd Anlytcs: WTP averaged between 130 to 150 in PDO on the day. Just to further demonstrate the shot advantage for Fuzz(!!!!): a crossbar hit with 4 minutes left by WTP would have further swung that metric as high as 167 (assuming it goes in if it was on net, of course).
*still useless to Rich, who he was unable to toey dans la deuxieme periode!!! (0/1)
Fresh Kills 2 @ Gremlins 3 (F/SO)
FK – Erica G via FA, Andrew “Jeans” M (1)
Goalie Shootout Loss – Patty B (0-0-0-1)
Gremlins – Erich G x2 (2)
Goalie Win – Jamie B (2-0, GAA of 1.50)
Shootout Winner – Also Erich (this qualifies as a “toque” for the viewers at home watching the NHL playoffs on TSN)
Game Notes: Everyone is reminded that there is no video (or photo flipbook) review in BTSH, except when it comes to Walker emailing you highlights of his minuses (this is *actually* not a joke).
Rehabs 4 @ Karma 0
Rehabs – Hicks x3 (3), Mo R (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Max the FA (1-0, 1 shutout)
Goalie Loss – Steve F (0-2, GAA of 2.50)
Game Notes: The below graphic is not a spoiler…this is technically the week 2 game after all!!
Anklebiters 3 @ Mega Touch 0
GANK – Jared x2 (3), Shooey (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Craig LaC (2-0, 1 shutout, GAA of 0.50)
Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-1)
Game Notes: Ben does not lead his team in goals, start chirping up Jared, yah boo-birds!
SkyFighters 0 @ Pound Sterlings 2
Goalie Loss – OG James (0-1)
POUNDS – Alex F (2), Karsten P (3)
Goalie Shutout Win – Sizzler (2-0, 1 shutout, GAA of 1.00, and zero requests to recast the goalie standings)
Rehabs 4 @ Fresh Kills 0 (Week 1 #SunFears makeup)
Rehabs – Ramy (1), Hicks (4), Michelle (1), Alex M (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Max the FA (2-0, 2 shutouts)
Goalie Loss – Patty B (0-1-0-1)
Game Notes: Friendly reminder that our crease rule is not the equivalent of the 1999 Stanley Cup Finals in Triple OT. Cheers.**
But let our extra zoomed in CSI high resolution shot do the talking:
** (From one
Canadian North American Champ to another, sorry, Gabe. Teets McGee is going to win the scoring title again anyways.)