2019: Week 14 Box Scores β Scoring Highlights
In honour of none of us playing in that darn cool hockey OC tournament this weekend, a “Ned Flanders” quote to describe these belated box scores…
“A plain slice of bread with a glass of water for dipping on the side.” That gosh darn prediddlyictable.
One week ’til (our) HockeyBeach! On to the box scores…
Filthier 1 @ Pounds 2
Filthier β OP James (9)
Goalie Loss β Tim K
Pounds β Roberts x2 (7)
Goalie Win β Mike Sizzler
Evil Dojo 2 @ Evil Turfed Park Hookers 3
Cobra Kai β Russ Flow Provider Hammyman (3), Rachel L (2)
Goalie Loss β Ryan M
Hookers β Danilo (2), Cro (3), CJ (6)
Goalie Win β Dustin O
Pig Knifes 0 @ Biters 5
Goalie Loss β Tim Brk
Biters β Wurky McParty (2), Bob Probert x2 (11), Jason Bourne (4), Phil the Thrill (1)
Goalie Win β Craig βused shoe salesmanβ LaC
Game Notes: A box score where all the nicknames make sense? Is it possible?
Rotters 2 @ Rioters 8
Gut Rot β Becca (1), Akhil (4)
Goalie Win β Sam S
Riots β Dave F x3 (6), Kevin Zed (2), Dave Not the Goalie L (2), Mia via Sky Fighters, Katie S (also poached via Sky Fighters? :O) x2 (4)
Goalie Loss β Dave GdR
Game Notes: The Becca Mehta sibling rivalry is not enough to propel Gut Rot to victory (yet again).
Advncd Anlytcs: Also, why does Akhil have (THREE!!!) more goals than you Becca?!
Dendems 2 @ Touches 4
Demons β Rubens (2), Reznick (3)
Goalie Loss β Zach L
Mega β Julie (3), Yuriy (1), Jeff B x2 (4)
Goalie Win β Eric D
Game Notes: Eric tender helps get Mega back in the win column with a show stopping performance leaving a high scoring Demons team with only 2 goals on the day.
Habs 4 @ Maths 0
Rehabs β Michelle U x2 (3), Ben M x2 (2)
Goalie Shutout Win β Eric R
Goalie Loss β Max of Moscow
FK 2 @ FZ 5
Fresh Kills β Tom R (4), Meg F (1)
Goalie Pile β Barch
Fuzz β Miles x3 (7), Gil (5), Jeff (6)
Goalie Commish β Tim Bwn
Karma 5 @ Dark Powder βBows 3
Karma β Derek Zed (11), Scory Cory (4), Shaina (1), Big Ben Clavicle (2)
Goalie Win β Max of Moscow
Rainbows β Bryan L x2 (8), Yetter (6)
Goalie Loss β David G #MyHotLegs2018 #MyFSTOW15
Sky 0 @ Poutine 5
Goalie Loss β DeLacy via Poutine Anglophone waivers
Poutine β James McQ (4), Christina L (2), Mike Pags x2 (5), Hornswoggle (1)
Goalie Shutout Win β RJ F
Grems 1 @ Pucks 3
Gremlins β Iannis (1)
Goalie Loss β Jamie B
WTP?! β Annie A (2), The Dude (4), The Ball Hogg (8)
Goalie Win β Goalie Ed P
Game Notes: Annieβs goals in back to back games propel pucks to another 2 points. The man they call mccauley quietly had 3 (primary) apples.
Advncd Anlytcs: Walker -3. MINUS THREE. βWorst game everβ Too [much] (time put into finding) subsβ.