The Heat Fears makeups from Week 12 were played this past Sunday. Some streaks ended and new streaks began, but none of that matters anymore, as next Sunday it’s win or go home for the month of October as the black top high school playoffs get under way.

In the meantime, on to the box scores…

Fresh Kills 0 @ Rehabs 2

Rehabs – Bryan’s Fruit Snacks (2), Monique (10)

Goalie Shutout Win – Matt T via FA

Goalie Loss – Barch Pile

Welch’s game winner meant Fresh Kills would have to show up for the Play-In round.

Gremlins 2 @ Karma 1 F/OT

Gremlins – Erich (10), Carcella Molson (4)

Goalie OT Win – Charlie O’D via FA

Goalie OT Loss – Steve F

Game Notes: Gremlins came back to tie it on the strength of the not often known lack of 6 foot requirement for a goalie ball restart. Following the rules ain’t shenanigans.

Filthier 3 @ Fresh Kills 2 F/OT

Filthier – Thomas W x2 (8), OP James (13)

Goalie OT Win – Tim K (13-3, 4 Shutouts, 1.29 GAA)

Fresh Kills – Nate (8), Gabe (8)

Goalie OT Loss – Barch Pile (4-7, 1 Shutout, 1.96 GAA)

Filthier finished the season on an 8-2 run. Just Gorgeous.

Poutine 1 @ Gremlins 3

Poutine – Brian S (3)

Goalie Loss – RJ F (7-6, 4 Shutouts, 1.44 GAA)

Gremlins – Cody (3), Courtney (2), Erich (11)

Goalie Win – Charlie O’D via FA

WTP?! 2 @ Karma 3 F/OT

DaPucks – @ballhogg x2 (14)

Goalie OT Loss – Ed P (10-6, 2 Shutouts, 1.83 GAA)

Karma – Derek Zed x2 (17), Scory Cory

Goalie OT Win – Steve F (7-6, 1 Shutout, 2.43 GAA)

Game Notes: After giving up another late one goal lead in the final minutes of the game, Karma put together a quick shift at the start of overtime to grab a third point on the day.

Editor’s Note: We don’t have a photo of Erich’s goal so I’ll have to post the tying goal from this game instead.

“When we needed a goal, Corey Winters would always be there to get us one.” – some player on WTP who hasn’t played long enough to be a veteran by JW’s standards, but we’ll call them one for the sake of this post.
“Who the heck is Corey Winters?” – some younger/newer WTP player (aka ringer) Hogg rostered long ago
“Some guy in some other (hockey autistic) guy’s BT*HS* HOF. We score our own goals now.” – some WTP sicko
Derek and Scory
Derek might have gotten to 17 goals on Sunday, but the real first star performance was from Bar Down Brad, giving back a goal incorrectly credited to him from August to Neil, whose 18th goal from a week ago kept him in the pole position for league scoring. Derek however, had no 4 goal games and scored in 13 games this season (but had no midseason injuries), and in addition to getting the season sweep of the division winner WTP, likely gets remembered as the bigger offensive threat this year.

GANK 2 @ Pounds 4

Anklebiters – Joe P (4), Andy M (2)

Goalie Loss – Craig LaC (13-2, 5 Shutouts, 1.31 GAA)

Pounds – Karsten P (4), Davis A (3), Macayla E (3), Nick R (1)

Goalie Win – Sizzler (12-2, 1 Shutout, 1.57 GAA)

Math 2 @ Cobra Kai 6

Math – Lindsey H (1), Jon M (8)

Goalie Loss – Andrew via FA

Evil Dojo – Rachel L (3), Eff Gill Ween x2 (7), JJ Murph (2), Liam M (4), Pete FlaminGo (5)

Goalie Win – Ryan “Levine” (1-6, 2.22 GAA)

Game Notes: This was quite a late day game for a Levine goalie to play…someone really wanted that first win of the season!

Advanced Analytics: How do Cobra Kai never win any games? I dunno, because Olivier and Liam can only score 6 goals combined in a season perhaps? Guys hobbling on 1 leg have done better. Or at least, I assume Crime Stopper’s Rbrt Glnzr’s 73 goals last year were all legitimate.

Wrong Levine.

Riots 0 @ Rainbows 4

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (3-12)

Rainbows – Dan C x2 (6), Ryan M (3), Yetter (8)

Goalie Shutout Win – Casca via Demons

Dan has been putting up goals the last stretch of the season and looks to be a difference maker for Rainbows in the Play-In round against the Butchers.

Demons 2 @ Gut Rot 1

Demons – Gino (5), Miles S (9)

Goalie Win – Zach L (7-5, 1 Shutout, 2.02 GAA)

Rut Rot – Mike F (1)

Goalie Loss – Sam S (1-8)

Game Notes: For all that this game was touted (and then deleted) to be, this was not much of a game at all. Hope Demons get some earlier games for the playoffs, not that they ever do anything remarkable in October over the years, anyways.

Mega 0 @ Sky Fighters 2

Goalie Loss – Mike T (6-6, 2 Shutouts, 2.03 GAA)

Sky – Tori x2 via FA

Goalie Shutout Win – OG James (5-4, 2 Shutouts, 1.98 GAA)

Game Notes: Was this past Sunday a live look-in at the 2020 Michaliga Katz divisional race?

Only an OG would have a sub 2.00 GAA on a team getting demoted to the Michaliga, err, Katz, (definitely Katz forever now), the Katz Division. Unfortunately his namesake (Justin) is on the only team in the league rocking Nucks vintage jersey threads these days.

Hookers 0 @ Butchers 1 F/SO

Goalie Shutout Shootout Loss – Dustin O (9-4, 3 Shutouts, 1.49 GAA)

Goalie Shutout Shootout Win – Tim Brk (4-8, 2 Shutouts, 2.28 GAA)

Shootout Winner – Matt DR

Game Notes: There were zero goals scored in both Butchers/Hookers matchups this season, played in both the opening and de facto closing weeks of the season, with two 1-0 shootout decisions, one going each team’s way. Dustin played for both games, and Tim Burke was snubbed for a star only once (as Max subbed in Week 1) this past week.

Dustin may not even wear pads this Sunday. (I mean he wears kid street hockey sized 30 inch pads now…so this old caption still applies in 2019) The Hookers may or may not also have a bye.
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