2019: Week 11 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights
A total of 12 games this week! And not one nice thing to say about them. On to the box scores…
Sky Fighters 3 @ Riots 0
Sky – Matt (2), Jake K (1), Dana (2)
Goalie Shutout Win – OG James
Goalie Loss – Dave GdR
Game Notes: Sky Fighters make light work of a deep Riots bench to win their week 1 matchup makeup game.
Dark Bows 1 @ Sky Fighters 4
‘Bows – Bryan L (6)
Goalie Loss – David “any more goalie comments before logging off?” Grzzwld (2-6)
Sky – Cory G x2 (2), David C (1), Mo (1)
Goalie Win – OG James (3-2, GAA 1.57, 1 shutout)
Game Notes: Stein comes back and picks up 4 big points for Sky.
Karma 7 @ Riots 5
IK – Matttrick Babe-l x3 (4), Derek Zed x2 (9), Alex “the A stands for an Anvil of an A$$ a la Rob Blake” x2 via Touching them Mega
Goalie Win – Corey K via FA
Riots – Katie S (2), Hy L x2 (2), Jake T (1), Vanck (2)
Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-6)
Game Notes: On the strength of league subs (*psychotic screaming*), Karma keeps pace with divisional rivals on this day with another win.
Pounds 4 @ Math 1
Sterlings – Pete Rose x2 (6), Roberts (3), Davis via FA
Goalie Win – Jeff Green via fake zog goalie gear dumpster(fire)
Mathletes – Jon M (6)
Goalie Loss – Peter Parker B via FA
Game Notes – Roberts played like the game was against WTP, and pounds keep winning on the strength of (goalie) subs…why does this sound ironic/familiar I wonder….
Butchers 1 @ Fresh Kills 2
Butchers – Mike M (3)
Goalie Loss – Corey K via FA
Dutch Kills – Ariel (3), Nate (7)
Goalie Win – Barch Pile (3-3, GAA 1.64)
Mega Touch 1 @ WTP 3
Mega – Joe L (2)
Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-2, GAA 3.00)
WTP – Dude x2 (3), Sam McI (6)
Goalie Win – Ed P (3-5, GAA a publishable 2.44)
Game Notes: Division 3 is now officially the Michaliga division. The fourth division won’t be renamed, however. Sorry Jules. Focus your energy on OC. I need a new jacket to wear, anyways.
Fuzz 3 @ GANK 5
Fuzz – TeetsMcGee x3 (5)
Goalie Loss – Tim Brown (3-5, GAA 2.47)
GANK – Wurky McParty (1), Jimmy Kinnel (1), Sarah M (4), Joe P (2), Bob Probert (8),
Goalie Win – Craig LaC (7-1, GAA 1.46)
Game Notes: Fuzz does a lot better when they are in D2. Serving a great opportunity to be poached for 2020…FK please do your part here…
CK 2 @ Habs 1 F/SO
Evil Dojo – Oliver William Yetter (1)
Goalie Shootout Win – Campbell’s hangover soup (3-0, GAA 0.32, 2 shutouts)
Shootout Winner – Eff Gil Ween (Oliver with the clincher)
Rehabs – Hicksy (6)
Goalie Shootout Loss – Jeff G via fake zog free transfer window
Game Notes: Cobra Kai gets the extra “Let’s delay the day as long as possible” (I mean shootout) point by getting 2/3 in, in the skills comp. Cherie is still wondering who keeps tipping off the goalies when the referee at centre is giving her advice for her shootout attempts…
Hookers 0 @ Filthier 1
Goalie Loss – Dustin O (6-1, GAA 1.11)
Filthier – OP James (7)
Goalie Shutout Win – Tim K (7-2, GAA 1.43)
Grems 2 @ DenDems 3 F/SO
Gremlins – Carcella Molson (2), Erich the G stands for Goal Scorer (9)
Goalie Shootout Loss – Jamie
Demons – Sniping Gino’s (4), Rubens (1)
Shootout Winner – Gino’s Pizza (Bar down Brad with the clincher)
Goalie Shootout Win – Zach L (4-3, GAA 1.78)
Game Notes: Demons finally experience mean reversion and pick up an extra shootout point.
Gut Rot 0 @ Pouts 7 (ouch)
Poutine – James McQ (2), Christian H x2 (3), Charlotte McA (1), Matt fRatt (1), Mike Marr (4), Ryan (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – RJ Dickey
Goalie Loss – Mark C (Not Sam, Eitan, or Ed) (0-1)
Game Notes: Charlotte picked the right game to jump in and score her first goal in her BTSH career…against a rookie goalie and a hapless Rut Rotters….the road to -70 looks bright!
Grems 1 @ Pouts 0
Gremlins – Courtney (1)
Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie (6-3, GAA 1.40, 3 shutouts)
Goalie Loss – RJ Dickey (3-4, GAA 1.25, 2 shutouts)
Game Notes: In the late makeup game, Jamie shines, quickly avenging the shootout from the earlier game to give the Gremlins a much needed win in this “4 point game”, dead locking the Michaliga division teams (see above) in a pile up for the first seed in the division. Well everyone not named Sky Fighters, that is.