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2019: Week 11 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights

A total of 12 games this week! And not one nice thing to say about them. On to the box scores…

Sky Fighters 3 @ Riots 0

Sky – Matt (2), Jake K (1), Dana (2)

Goalie Shutout Win – OG James

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR

Game Notes: Sky Fighters make light work of a deep Riots bench to win their week 1 matchup makeup game.

Dark Bows 1 @ Sky Fighters 4

‘Bows – Bryan L (6)

Goalie Loss – David “any more goalie comments before logging off?” Grzzwld (2-6)

Sky – Cory G x2 (2), David C (1), Mo (1)

Goalie Win – OG James (3-2, GAA 1.57, 1 shutout)

Game Notes: Stein comes back and picks up 4 big points for Sky.

“You should have poke checked”

Karma 7 @ Riots 5

IK – Matttrick Babe-l x3 (4), Derek Zed x2 (9), Alex “the A stands for an Anvil of an A$$ a la Rob Blake” x2 via Touching them Mega

Goalie Win – Corey K via FA

Riots – Katie S (2), Hy L x2 (2), Jake T (1), Vanck (2)

Goalie Loss – Dave GdR (2-6)

Game Notes: On the strength of league subs (*psychotic screaming*), Karma keeps pace with divisional rivals on this day with another win.

Pounds 4 @ Math 1

Sterlings – Pete Rose x2 (6), Roberts (3), Davis via FA

Goalie Win – Jeff Green via fake zog goalie gear dumpster(fire)

Mathletes – Jon M (6)

Goalie Loss – Peter Parker B via FA

Game Notes – Roberts played like the game was against WTP, and pounds keep winning on the strength of (goalie) subs…why does this sound ironic/familiar I wonder….

Butchers 1 @ Fresh Kills 2

Butchers – Mike M (3)

Goalie Loss – Corey K via FA

Dutch Kills – Ariel (3), Nate (7)

Goalie Win – Barch Pile (3-3, GAA 1.64)

Mega Touch 1 @ WTP 3

Mega – Joe L (2)

Goalie Loss – Eric D (0-2, GAA 3.00)

WTP – Dude x2 (3), Sam McI (6)

Goalie Win – Ed P (3-5, GAA a publishable 2.44)

Game Notes: Division 3 is now officially the Michaliga division. The fourth division won’t be renamed, however. Sorry Jules. Focus your energy on OC. I need a new jacket to wear, anyways.

Fuzz 3 @ GANK 5

Fuzz – TeetsMcGee x3 (5)

Goalie Loss – Tim Brown (3-5, GAA 2.47)

GANK – Wurky McParty (1), Jimmy Kinnel (1), Sarah M (4), Joe P (2), Bob Probert (8),

Goalie Win – Craig LaC (7-1, GAA 1.46)

Game Notes: Fuzz does a lot better when they are in D2. Serving a great opportunity to be poached for 2020…FK please do your part here…

Do something….you dumb bird. (It’s like trying to flock pigeons on an NYC sidewalk!)

CK 2 @ Habs 1 F/SO

Evil Dojo – Oliver William Yetter (1)

Goalie Shootout Win – Campbell’s hangover soup (3-0, GAA 0.32, 2 shutouts)

Shootout Winner – Eff Gil Ween (Oliver with the clincher)

Rehabs – Hicksy (6)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jeff G via fake zog free transfer window

Game Notes: Cobra Kai gets the extra “Let’s delay the day as long as possible” (I mean shootout) point by getting 2/3 in, in the skills comp. Cherie is still wondering who keeps tipping off the goalies when the referee at centre is giving her advice for her shootout attempts…

When you win (moffo on Saturday and) your game on Sunday but realize you have to get back to Boston for work on Monday.

Hookers 0 @ Filthier 1

Goalie Loss – Dustin O (6-1, GAA 1.11)

Filthier – OP James (7)

Goalie Shutout Win – Tim K (7-2, GAA 1.43)

Grems 2 @ DenDems 3 F/SO

Gremlins – Carcella Molson (2), Erich the G stands for Goal Scorer (9)

Goalie Shootout Loss – Jamie

Demons – Sniping Gino’s (4), Rubens (1)

Shootout Winner – Gino’s Pizza (Bar down Brad with the clincher)

Goalie Shootout Win – Zach L (4-3, GAA 1.78)

Game Notes: Demons finally experience mean reversion and pick up an extra shootout point.

Gut Rot 0 @ Pouts 7 (ouch)

Poutine – James McQ (2), Christian H x2 (3), Charlotte McA (1), Matt fRatt (1), Mike Marr (4), Ryan (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – RJ Dickey

Goalie Loss – Mark C (Not Sam, Eitan, or Ed) (0-1)

Game Notes: Charlotte picked the right game to jump in and score her first goal in her BTSH career…against a rookie goalie and a hapless Rut Rotters….the road to -70 looks bright!

Grems 1 @ Pouts 0

Gremlins – Courtney (1)

Goalie Shutout Win – Jamie (6-3, GAA 1.40, 3 shutouts)

Goalie Loss – RJ Dickey (3-4, GAA 1.25, 2 shutouts)

Game Notes: In the late makeup game, Jamie shines, quickly avenging the shootout from the earlier game to give the Gremlins a much needed win in this “4 point game”, dead locking the Michaliga division teams (see above) in a pile up for the first seed in the division. Well everyone not named Sky Fighters, that is.

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