By Arya Stark

Calling all degenerates…

The 2019 BTSH Survivor Pool will commence on Sunday with the week one games.  Standard survivor pool rules apply – each week, participants are invited to select one winner for any game taking place that Sunday.  Any participant who chooses a team that loses their match (regulation, OT or shootout) will be eliminated from the pool.  All surviving members move on to the next round but are unable to reuse teams.  Each week, survivors will continue picking teams (each person using a different team each week) until only one person remains. That person will win the pool, all the prize money, and glory eternal. In additional, the social committee will throw in a bucket of beers at Royale (or Ace if that’s your jam) plus a shot of fireball for the winner of the pool. Strippers will require board approval and are not guaranteed to be included as part of any prize package.

Entry fee is $5 and can be paid via cold hard cash (or possibly Venmo if I know you). Anyone who is interested, email btsh.social@gmail.com with your picks for March or with any outstanding questions.

Fine Print & Contingencies: If all survivors are eliminated in one particular week, none will be eliminated and the following week will commence as if all teams won.  Any games that are postponed or called off by the league for any reason will result in both teams being credited with a “win” for that week.  These teams will be ineligible to be picked again.  If you do not submit a pick by 11 AM on any particular Sunday you will be automatically given the default pick, which may or may not be a terrible team. If multiple participants remain at the end of the regular season (highly unlikely), those people will split the prize pool, but they’ll each get their own bucket and fireball shot because we run a square game here at StreetHockeyGambling Inc. All disputes will be resolved by me. End of post.