From the daily archives: "Sunday, October 7, 2018"

PBR Cup

The top four seeds are moving on to the Semi Finals and the other 16 teams have stopped caring.

3. LBS, Inc. will play 2. Fuzz.

4. Filthier will play 1. Cobra Kai.

Schlitz Cup!

The media came together like Voltron on the Dark Rainbows and finally solved Dave GDR and the Riots.  They are now moving on to face the agave depleted Gut Rot.

The woes for Gut Rot continued as they could only muster a single goal against goalie Jeff and Mega Touch.  Mega moves on to face a butt hurt Riots team that has recently acquired the talents of Michelle U and her wife, and a Hogg.