From the daily archives: "Sunday, August 5, 2018"

by Arya Stark

The Rainbows picked up a rousing 5-2 victory over Gut Rot behind Cat Chang’s first of the season and two goals more from Yetter (aka Tia’s little bro).  As you might expect, they were pretty jazzed about it.

The Biters picked up a hard fought 3-1 victory of the Fresh Kills.  Asked to comment Schuie said “we won.”

Not content to have one game in the hot sun, the Biters then completed the rained out game against Fuzz from a few weeks ago which Fuzz won 4-1.  Some bad blood over Fuzz’s decision to use a free agent when they had seven guys although I personally wasn’t aware there was any regulation against using free agents even if you have six lines of forwards.

Not content to have one game full of bad blood, Fuzz then beat Math 3-1 in a contest which featured Sam almost murdering Rich.  Alas, maybe next time.  Also no word on if everyone from Fuzz made their softball games.

The Demons picked up a 3-1 decision over the Riots with Anshu super pumped less about the win and more that she didn’t have to play an overtime.

The LBS used a four goal second half to beat the Rehabs 6-2.  ScottyK picked up his second hat trick in two games against the Rehabs this season while Hicks’ gambling problem has him well on his way to owing me a bottle of Fireball.

Mega shut out What The Puck 2-0 behind a major league effort from Tuckman in net.

Karma came back and tied Cobra Kai late in regulation, but it was the dojo who had the last laugh as Rachel buried her second of the game early in OT.  A foot may have been in the crease but much like in 1999, no one seemed to care.

Poutine played a smart defensive game and buried the Gremlins 4-1.  Most of the sideline chatter was about how Rockoff will probably come back from Australia talking like a wanker.

Filthier rode dominant performances from James and Tim to a victory over the Butchers.

Finally, the Sky Fighters pulled the upset of the day with a 2-1 win over a mostly full strength Hookers team.  No word on if Cro feels this performance was indicative of “rigged system” or just “sad.”