From the daily archives: "Thursday, May 10, 2018"

by Cat 

Third Star
Lee B and the Rainiest Rained Out Scrimmage Ever

Nothing like a rain fears poll to turn captains into amateur meteorologists. Poutine and Hookers were apparently looking at a different doppler radar and canceled their game. Chirpy as I’m feeling about this, the silver lining to this nonexistent raincloud was an excellent impromptu scrimmage.

That’s a good question. Could cereal be considered a soup?

Undiscouraged by his team’s lack of hustle, Lee attended the courts and covertly set about his plan to get playing time on the vacant East Court. His strategy seems to have consisted exclusively of dangling more playing time in front of JW. As a man who can never not take the bait – wait until I ask if a cereal is a soup or whatever – the first domino fell, and eventually a whole herd of Rainbows followed (abandoning me to get a burger at Royale alone with nothing but leftover birthday cupcakes to tip Ella with). I’m sure there were other teams there but Jess D and I don’t feel salty about them! [Continue Reading…]