2018: Week 6 Box Scores â Scoring Highlights
I showed up at 5:28pm EST for my game on Sunday so game notes will be limited. And these are being posted already a day later than normal after the Capitals second round win hangover. Talk about lack of accountability. At least I could string together a three-peat (of on time box scores). Enjoy!
Riots 1 @ Los Blancos 7
Riots: Alex L (1)
Goalie Loss: Dave GdR (0-3-1, GAA of âDonât askâ but Sam Rosen could put a better spin on it)
Pounds: Jake C (2), Sasha âDonât steal the ball from me Averyâ x2 (2), ScottyK (6), Rachel K (1), Karsten x2 (8)
Goalie But Not a Shutout Win: Mike Sizzer Z (5-1, 2 SO, 1.17 GAA, 5-on-5 SV% probably .500)
Game Notes: I believe we need an Avery rule. Get it?!? And congrats/a thank you to the Riots for picking up a late rouge and not allowing Sizzler to send me a reminder email, text, and DM slide that heâs leading the league in shutouts.
Quick Shifts: Klion breaks her 18+ month long BTSH scoring drought by what I presume was a thin mints styled finish from in close and centimetres** away from another foot in the crease disallowed goal. I also trust that there was a shot gun or two (but not three, four, five, not six) to commemorate.
GANK 5 @ IK nil
Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah M (1), Jason B x2 (3), Probert (Not quite Double Digits I mean 9), Carrie R (2)
Goalie Win: Longwell via Ligue 1 Free Transfer Market
Goalie Loss: Steve F (2-1, 1 SO, 2.00 GAA)
Game Notes: Probertâs social committee was supposed to run #SixoDeMayo but it was more like #Five-O-De-Mayo on the scoresheet. (I originally penned this for my game but got lazy and copy and pasted it here instead). Carrieâs name totally looked like Corey (Winters) on the gamesheet and I almost had a heart attack.
Quick Shifts: Instant Karnage are expected to hold steady with zero points the rest of the season now that theyâve reached/eclipsed their Expected Pythagorean Theorem point total.
Devils 2 @Â Fuzz! 6
Demons: Miles S (3), Zach âFineâ (3)
Goalie Loss: Zach L (1-4)
Fuzz: âHallâ Gil (1), Mike âTeyterâ x2 (5), Ryann âRNVâ G x2 (5), Miles (8)
Goalie Win: Coach (5-1, 2.00 GAA, 175% SV%+)
Game Notes: Other people do remember their disallowed goals, not just me. But I need to stay on Alexaâs good side so I wonât provide more details on who had a disallowed goal in this game. Ryannâs goals certainly counted though. Also, Gil stole Ryannâs hattie by shooting the first goal off a Demon and not her. Thatâs worse than what Avery did by a mile. Zach L âhad a nice fâing paddle saveâ early in this one to keep it a one goal game.
Quick Shifts: Can I get betting odds on Fuzz! sending Glnzr to the minors but him still getting an ASG spot? Uh oh, I linked an article with the word âheroâ in the title, here we goâŚ
SKY 4 @ Gremlins 5 (F/OT)
Sky Fighters: Mia (2), James McQ (4), Matt (4), Joe (4)
Goalie OT Loss: James S (1-4-1)
Gremlins: Erich x4 (8), Maire L (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie B (3-2-1, 2.50 GAA)
Game Notes: Erich capitalized on that extra 2% of OZS plays from a week prior and scored the game winner in OT for his fourth of the game. Not sure what Magic Manâs agent thinks of all the non-regulation time wins. We know Walker is ecstatic for extra âblack-topâ time though. Moving on!
Filthier 8 @ Gut Rot 1
Filthier: Sunny (4), Greg K x4 (5), Jaime D x3 (3)
Goalie Win: Tim K (4-2, 1.67 GAA)
Gut Rot: Akhil Nation (2)
Goalie Loss: Ed P (0-4, GAA of I thought this was the Gut Rot of 2017, not 2016)
Game Notes: Iâm still waiting for Ed Pâs âGUT ROT, BITCHES!â comment on our recent poll in the fb group. The team name in full fits quite well there. He did however, request the âStop, heâs already deadâ Simpsons GIF. Luckily he didnât say where exactly to put it! Okay, he did say âin the game notesââŚoops!
Quick Shifts: Filthier used a timeout in the second halfâŚjust because they needed to map out how Greg and Jaime were completing their hat-tricks â or the Quad-trick in Gregâs case.
Rainbows 1 @ Butchers 7
Rainbows: Brian L (1)
Goalie Loss: Greenwald (0-3)
Butchers: Mike M x2 (2), Brady x2 (2), Tarzan (4), Pete DâA (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Brk (1-4)
Game Notes: âŚtime for another photo! Couldnât find one with Tarzan and his Sombrero from RoyaleâŚor the bill that was paid.
Poutine @ Hookers â N/A ârained outâ
Game Notes: Iâd make a joke about Jo-Ann finding a reason for her Quebecors to strike due to overcast and also to the Hookers for finding excuses for not playing until their new uniforms arrive but I wonât do that because I got an extra hour for my mid afternoon Sunday nap by not having to referee this game!
Quick Shifts: Welch had to remind me there was no stick checking in our 5:30 game because I stole the ball from him, I mean, didnât referee the 4:30 game with him and forgot the rules. I think thatâs enough filler aka narcissistic comments about myself the box score writer, so we can move back to the games which were actually playedâŚ!
Math 0 @ The Dojo 2
Goalie Loss: David L-L-L (0-3)
Cobra Kai: JJ Murph (1), Luke W (1)
Goalie Shutout Win: Kevin âItâs no big deal Iâll pick up two shutouts today as an FAâ Longwell
Game Notes: JJ scores finn-hole** for the game winner on a not-so-high stick windup from a ball in on the side. I guess the repercussions for BTSH âpenaltiesâ sometimes can be punitive enough when it results in a GWG (or when you call a holding the two sticks penalty late in a free day âWalkarâ tournament…)!
**To my knowledge there arenât any Finnish goalies in the league so Iâll use that reference up right here and nowâŚ! Here goes: Liang kind of plays like Mika Kipprusoff. No wonder Math are still in D-2 after losing all that all-star talent over the years!
Quick Shifts: Speaking of which, itâs about that time of year again. We should get a #SamNorrisfortheASG campaign going.
Rehabs 5 @ WTP zippp
Rehabs: Cherie S. x2 (5), JoeyBats x3 (7)
Goalie Shutout Win: Eitan L via #RosterHim
Goalie Loss: Scott H (1-4)
Game Notes: JoeyBats went deep three times before the 7th inning stretch and Cherie picked up the GWG early as Rehabs -as advertised- got this one over with in a hurry. Pucks are still waiting on their $130K in beer â no, margaritas! #SixodeMayo
Quick Shifts: WTP wasnât shutout last year for the entirety of the season (and shut out opponents 6 times) but now find themselves in a hole early this year, having already been shutout twice through six weeks of action, with Eitan #RosterHim improving to 2-2 with a 2.50 GAA against DaPucks after facing them 4 out of the last 5 weeks!
Fresh Kills 6 @ Mega Touch 2
Fresh Kills: Dave S x2 (4), Nick S x2 (5), Gabe the Babe (4)
Goalie Win: Patrick BarâŚTab (3-1, GAA of 3.25 but still in the single digits, amazingly)
Mega Touch: Alex EM (2), Joe L (1)
Goalie Loss: Mike T (2-4)
Game Notes: I donât have anything to say about this game so hereâs a photo of Julie smiling before (but certainly not after) the game. Just Kidding, weâll add one from the game!
Quick Shifts: A certain Toronto native was as non-existent as Demar Derozan against @LeBrian23 in this one with a 10% relative Corsi rating (and a flagrant 2 PIMâs) and I was told Gabe the Babe broke a sweat.
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