There was some great weather on Sunday that followed up an eventful Rose Charity tournament. We hope to see some more great days at Tompkins in the weeks to come!
And thank you to Ariel for being connected with everyone in BTSH on LinkedIn. Without it, these box scores would not have been possible…
Chief Design Officer Amy vs NY Real Estate Market Guru Georgine
Gouging Anklebiters 0 @ Butchers 3
Goalie Loss: Tim Bwn (1-1)
Butchers: Pete D’ (1), Tarzan (2), Arthur (1)
Goalie Shutout Win: Peter “Parker” B via Free Agents
Game Notes: “Peter Parker” finally pitched the shutout he was promising many weeks ago for a Thursday scrimmage and the GANK are no longer undefeated.
Medical Physicist of Mount Sinai JoAnn vs Senior Project Manager Laura
Poutine Machine 3 @ Tompkins Square Riots 0
Poutine: Jerome (1), Patrick (2), Mike M (3)
Goalie Shutout Win: RJ (2-0)
Goalie Loss: Dave GDR (0-3)
Game Notes: Jerome aka Hornswoggle aka JVR scored in his return to the lineup and Poutine stay undefeated but-for finishing their Week 3 matchup next Sunday.
Media Campaign Manager Emily vs Portfolio Managin’ LJ
What the Puck 1 @ Cobra Kai 3
WTP: Ball Hogg (1)
Goalie Loss: Scott H (1-3)
Cobra Kai: Olivier (1), Will G (2), Paul B (3)
Goalie Win: Campbell (3-0)
Game Notes: Campbell was going for his best Patrick “Roy” impersonation on this day (oh come on, no groaning, that’s much funnier than the November 12th 2017 tracker…) and dropped one glove side to lose the shutout bid late in this contest. Whichever asshole from WTP broke the shutout with just over a minute left, you totally broke rule #1 with that garbage time goal, yo.
General Counsel Katz vs TV Exec Popack Parms
Mega 0 @ Demons 4
Goalie Loss: Mike T (1-3)
Demons: Miles S (2), Brian M x2 (2), Anshu (1)
Goalie Shutout Win: Dave GDR via TSRiots
Game Notes: Demons hang all the time (less than 60% of the time) at the league bar on Sundays, but they did pick up their first win of the season. Hats off to Mike T of Mega for keeping the score line closer than the corsi/fenwick balance of play suggested (which of course, are unofficial stats this year).
Senior Commercial Ad Producin’ Sheena vs Poor Performance Scrutinizer, HR Directin’ Alexa
Fresh Kills 3 @ Fuzz 2
Fresh Kills: Jeff S (1), Joe S (1), Ariel (3)
Goalie Win: Barch (2-1)
Fuzz: Miles H (7), Mike Teyt (1)
Goalie Loss: Coach (3-1)
Game Notes: Did Hicks really leave as an FA or was he scrutinized for scoring too many goals with his feet in the paint? And yes, before you ask, Ariel used his move on his goal. Expect anything different?
ROY Nominee (wait you can take pride in that? < 3) Token Sens Fan Marcella vs Head of Marketing Googler Tia
Gremlins 3 @ Dark Rainbows 2 (OT/SO)
Gremlins: Mark M (1), Tim F (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie (2-1-1)
SO Winner: Rockoff the Player Agent (on behalf of his client, Tim F)
Rainbows: Tia L (1), Matt F (1)
Goalie Loss: Eitan via #RosterHim
Game Notes: Tia chipped in with a big HON Candidate (It’s a TSN thing for you American folk) worthy goal to ensure a point for the Rainbows.
Quick Shifts: Gremlins still won so no harm no foul, but I’m sure the league office will work with the head of officiating to iron out video review usage going forward. I’m all for a challenge flag.
Corrections: We posted a record of 1-2 for Jamie B in Week 3, which was incorrect, as he has one regulation loss and one overtime loss.
Co-Commish Bionic Woman Herr vs Senior Code Producing Sena (Neither drew into the lineup)
Math 1 @ Rehabs 2 (OT/SO)
Math: Adam L (1)
Goalie Loss: Eitan via an active two way contract on the waiver wire
Rehabs: Alex W M (4)
Goalie Win: Showtime (2-1)
SO Winner: JoeyBats
Game Notes: Eitan helped Math get another point as the Norris clan continue to go with the hot hand. #CrowdedCrease #RosterHim. This game was close the entire way (because it was tied after regulation, OT, and the first three shootout rounds, duh) which saw LJ (via Cobra Kai) open the shootout with a forehand snipe. The video has been sent around to her own team, USA Ball Hockey, and Pavel Barber for extended scouting/viewing purposes (you might have seen it on the BTSH fb group by now). After being asked to go full Brian Rolston prior to the attempt, Cherie clinched a sudden death shootout frame by opting for a quick but coolly taken snapper glove side. JoeyBats iced the game with a quick backhand forehand move to finish upstairs blocker-side. No video reviewers were harmed in determining that Joey did not enter the crease on this game winner.
Master Colourist** Lisa vs Advisory Managin’ Stat Shotgunnin’ Schmorgg
Instant Karma 6 @ Gut Rot 2
Karma: Big Ben 6’9″ C (1), Matt S (2), Briana V (3), Bill M (1), Derek Z x2 (3)
Goalie Win: Charlie via Free Agents
Gut Rot: Ramon (1), Peaches (1)
Goalie Loss: Ed P (0-2)
Game Notes: Board of Director Morgen asked me to track a plethora of stats this season, but since I was refereeing I have no idea what happened in this game. I’ll just presume Ramon’s goal was with a high follow through and move on to our 5:30 games. (That’s as much thought as any future Instant Karma opponent wants to think about for a matchup against this undefeated squad that no one saw coming)
Ali Maespace The Educator vs Product Developing & Global Brand Managing Caroline
Pounds 6 @ Sky Fighters 0
Pounds: Karsten x 3 (5), The Real Scotty K (4), Nick (1), Michael (1)
Goalie Shutout Win: Mike Sizzler Z (3-1; 2nd SO)
Goalies Loss: James S (1-3)
Game Notes: Now that we are 1 full month into the season, they are no longer the “New Look” Sky Fighters, but they were looking like the Sky Fighters of Week 1 again, as Karsten scored 3 garbage goals (note: not garbage time goals) with Roberts chipping in with his first of the season to help pace Los Blancos to a comfortable late Sunday afternoon win. I hear they really liked their first few weeks of the schedule, particularly all the late start times. Makes for good hangs at the league bar though!
Quick Shifts: Frey wanted the return of Econ Memes and now that I’ve delivered, it’s his turn to get his name on the score sheet. Look out for a coast to coast rush to the forehand side of the court finished off by a shot glove high on the far side over the next couple of weeks.
Hockey U-S-Eh! MD Tiff Hagge vs “my Trading Floor is better than yours” Managing Director Ann
Corlears Hookers 0 @ Filthier 3
Goalie Loss: Dustin (1-2)
Filthier: Sean M (1), JJ (1), Ann (1)
Goalie Shutout Win: Tim K (3-1)
Game Notes: I think Hookers had a full lineup but lost. Not sure what the excuse is this time. Maybe someone should get their goalie bigger pads. (There is a set around back with the old nets and crates, *eyeroll*).
Two minutes in the Sin Bin: Sam and James were seen complimenting each other on their physiques early on in this one.
Quick shifts: Will buffalo boy Sean strand his mates from the Gremlins in Division 3 to play for Filthier full time? Ann certainly hopes so as she also got back on the scoreboard with her first of the year, but more importantly, Filthier got back in the win column.
Week 4 in Tweets
These totally peaked at week 2. Don’t give it a #DoubleClick