Scorers

GoalsNameTeamPosSexNicknameNotes
71Rich G.FuzzDMex-Sultan*but they were all disallowed
20Mike T.FuzzMTeets
18Ben P.Gouging AnklebitersFMProbie / Puppy / Facebreaker / Probie-wan KenobiBooooooed by own team
18Scotty K.LBS, Inc.MBlink 182
16Jeff L.FuzzM
16Sunny M.FilthierM
15Erich G.GremlinsFM
15Miles H.FuzzM
13James P.FilthierFM
10Karsten P.LBS, Inc.FM
9Cherie S.RehabsF
9Ryann G.FuzzFRyann Nugent-Vokpkins
8 or 9Akhil M.Gut RotM* stats recorder saw a 9th goal, and proved it happened with a scientific model.
8Alex WM.RehabsM
8Ariel I.Fresh KillsM
8James McQ.Sky FightersM
8Jared P.Gouging AnklebitersM
8Jeff B.Mega TouchFM
8Joey B.RehabsMBatsSO winner 4/22
8John M.MathematicsM
8Liam M.Cobra KaiM
7CJ A.Corlear's Hookers
7Gabe C.-P.Fresh KillsM+ SO winner 4/29.
7Joe W.Sky FightersM
7Michael Y.Free AgentMWhat team is this guy really on?
7Ramon S.Gut RotM
7Scott K.Gut RotMTaco Chulo
7Tom L.Cobra KaiM
7Zach G.What the PuckMNot Hogg
6Alok G.Mega TouchFMMr. Cooper* arguable Glnzr own goal
6Brady C.ButchersMHoltbeast
6Brian C.Corlear's HookersFMCro / CroTime* 6 garbage goals
6Brian S.Poutine MachineMBSA
6Brianna V.Instant KarmaFF
6Cory V.Instant KarmaFMScory+ SO winner Jul. 7
6Dave S.Fresh KillsMDiamond Dave
6Derek Z.Instant KarmaFM
6Gil V.FuzzFMGood Ol' Gil
6Jaime D.Filthier
6Joe P.Gouging AnklebitersMCrabcakes
6Nick S.Fresh KillsM
6Paul B.Cobra KaiM
6Paul P.What the PuckM
6Tim F.GremlinsM
6Will G.Cobra KaiFM
6Zach T.Denim DemonsFMOld Rough and Ready, President 12
5Alex D.F.ButchersMTarzan
5Brian H.RehabsMHalf the Commish
5Brian L.Dark RainbowsM
5Danilo B.Corlears HookersFM
5Greg K.FilthierM
5Matt RSky FightersM
5Matt S.Instant KarmaFM
5Tiffany H.Corlears HookersF
5Zac H.What the PuckFMBall HoggShutouts: 1 ... and 2 assists 6/17!!
5Zach F.Denim DemonsMIs everyone on this team named Zach??
4Alex D.Gouging AnklebitersMDerho
4Alex L.Tompkins Square RiotsM
4Alex R.GremlinsM
4Amy A.MathematicsF
4Ann M.FilthierFF
4Avery E.LBS, Inc.M
4Brad P.Denim DemonsMNot Pitt
4Chris B.Gouging AnklebitersM
4Clark H.Corlear's HookersShootout winner 7/22
4Eugene R.Fresh KillsM
4Jake C.LBS, Inc.MEarl
4Jason B.LBS, Inc.M
4Jeffrey H.Mega TouchM
4Jon C.Poutine MachineM
4Julie K.Mega TouchFFJules
4Justin M.What the PuckMMichelada / Miyagi
4Katie S.Sky FightersF
4Luke S.LBS, Inc.MHat trick 4/29
4Margot S.Tompkins Square Riots
4Mike M.Poutine MachineM
4Mike Pe.Poutine MachineM
4Miles S.Denim DemonsMNot Standish
4Monique R.RehabsFMony Mony
4Sam N.MathematicsFMSammybaby
4Sarah M.Gouging AnklebitersFF(her full name)
4Susie L.What the PuckF
4Tom R.Fresh KillsMGeddy* 1 Hatty; unregistered player 🙁
3Adam L.MathematicsM
3Ajay G.LBS, Inc.M
3Alex E.-M.Mega TouchF/DM
3Anthony S.FuzzMSig
3Arthur R.ButchersFM
3Ben C.Instant KarmaFMChairman/Chadtrick/Chadsmirk/Ovechwick/Colossus+/-: -4, go to hell Cobra Kai
3Brian M.Denim DemonsM
3Carrie R.Gouging AnklebitersF
3Cody C.GremlinsM
3David F.Tompkins Square RiotsAlso SO winner 6/10 vs CK
3David St. J.ButchersMDr. J
3Eli K.MathematicsFMElly / The Kazinator
3Emily M.What the PuckF
3Greg I.Sky FightersM
3Hector M.Free AgentF/GM$h0\/\/+1|\/|3!Shutouts: 1 (for LBS 7/15)
3J.J. A.FilthierM
3Jake D.LBS, Inc.Mqmjhl / jqmhl / rmjzqkl
3Jeremy S.Gouging AnklebitersDSchuie
3Joe L.Mega TouchM
3Josh R.Denim DemonsFM
3Justin McK.Corlear's HookersM
3Marcella M.GremlinsF
3Mike M.ButchersMHarry Potter
3Mike Pa.Poutine MachineM
3Nathan ?.Fresh KillsM
3Noelle S.Corlear's HookersF
3Pete D'A.ButchersFM
3Rachel L.Cobra KaiF
3Ryan ?.Rehabs
3Sarah N.Corlears HookersF
3Sean M.FilthierM
3Sean N.Sky FightersM
3Shafiq PFilthierMShaq
3T.J. T.Corlear's Hookers
3Zach N.MathematicsZ-Nor / The Zachtopus
2Andrew M.RehabsM
2Bradley S.MathematicsM
2Brennan L.what the Puck
2Brian B.Denim DemonsM
2Christina R.Tompkins Square RiotsF
2Connor M.Poutine Machine
2Dan C.Dark RainbowsM
2Dana K.ButchersF
2Dave MacC.What the Puck
2David RDenim DemonsM
2JJ M.Cobra KaiM
2Jake T.Sky FightersMThe One Who Scored Week 1 & 7
2James B. W.MathematicsMBobbsey
2Jason B.Gouging AnklebitersM
2Jeff S.Fresh KillsM
2Jerome R.Poutine MachineFMHornswoggle / JVR
2Jo-Ann P.Poutine MachineF
2Joe F.Tompkins Square RiotsM
2John C.What the PuckM
2Jon HMega TouchM
2Kevin Z.Tompkins Square RiotsM
2Matt F.Dark RainbowsM
2Mia J.Sky FightersF1 goal for Riots 3/25
2Michael R.LBS, Inc.M
2Michelle P.Mega TouchF
2Nick R.LBS, Inc.M
2Patrick S.Poutine MachineM
2Peaches H.Gut RotM
2Pete G.Cobra KaiM
2Rod S.GremlinsMInanimate Carbon
2Russ H.Cobra KaiM
2Ryan H.FuzzM
2Ryan N.What the PuckM
2Sasha L.LBS, Inc.
2Sean ?.Instant KarmaDM
2Siena F.Cobra KaiFFFoligno
2Tommy C.Gut RotM
2Zach H.Cobra KaiM
1Adam R.Denim DemonsDM
1Alex F.LBS, Inc.DMAxel
1Alexa T.FuzzF
1Alfred L.Instant KarmaFM
1Alyssa M.FuzzF
1Amanda A.Sky FightersF
1Andrew P.Poutine MachineM
1Anshu S.Denim DemonsF
1Becca C.Gut RotF
1Bill M.Instant KarmaDM
1Caitlin K.Instant KarmaFF
1Carlton R.Rehabs
1Caroline M.B.Gouging AnklebitersF
1Caroline W.Sky FightersF
1Cat B.Dark RainbowsFF
1Charlie D.RehabsM
1Christina S.Dark RainbowsF
1Chuck ?.Gouging AnklebitersM
1Courtney R.GremlinsF
1Courtney R.Free AgentF
1Dan C.Instant KarmaMDangerous Dan McGee
1Dani R.Cobra KaiF
1David C.Sky FightersM
1Eric DMega TouchM
1Eric H.What the PuckM
1Eric T.Dark RainbowsM
1Erik ?.Mega TouchM
1Frank S.Fresh KillsM
1Hanif P.What the PuckM
1Hilary S.Poutine MachineF
1Iannis T.GremlinsM
1Jason R.ButchersFMThe Hamburglar
1Jenn P.Denim DemonsDF
1Joe S.Fresh KillsM
1John N.ButchersMSame as the Old Dorf
1Karl S.Dark RainbowsMJuan-Karlo
1Katherine C.Dark RainbowsF
1Kevin M.Poutine MachineM
1Lee B.Corlears HookersM
1Liz H.MathematicsF
1Liz T.Instant KarmaFF
1Luke W.Cobra KaiM
1Maire L.GremlinsF
1Mark C.Gut RotM
1Mark MacA.GremlinsM
1Maurice ?.Free AgentM
1Max T.Mega TouchM
1Michael R.Gouging AnklebitersM
1Michelle U.RehabsF
1Mike D.What the PuckMEl Duderino
1Mike G.Gut RotM
1Morgen S.Gut RotF
1Nic H.Poutine MachineMNot including 6/10 goal in incomplete game
1Nicolette H.Poutine MachineFNicorette
1Noah C.What the PuckM
1Olivier B.Cobra KaiFMDerrick
1Paul ?.FuzzM
1Paul O.Instant KarmaDM
1Rachel K.LBS, Inc.F
1Rachel N.Cobra KaiF
1Ramy O.RehabsM
1Rob W.FuzzDMChopper+/-: +1
1Ryan M.Dark RainbowsMCletus
1Ryan M.GremlinsM
1Ryan McL.FilthierM
1Sam M.Corlear's HookersM
1Sam McI.What the PuckM
1Sarah V.Free AgentF
1Sarah Z.FuzzDFTomato
1Sean R.Dark RainbowsM
1Sebastian ?.Free AgentM
1Sena I.RehabsF
1Sharif C.Tompkins Square RiotsM
1The Unknown FA ?.Free Agent
1Tia L.Dark RainbowsFF
1Tommy ?.LBS, Inc.
1Vladimir M.FuzzM

Goalies

NameTeamNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedGoals Per Game (except SO)Loaner InfoNotes
Tim K.FilthierTim1229161.81254/8 W for Karma. Axel F said it was OK.Shutouts: 1
Coach P.FuzzCoach1231142.2142857142857
Campbell W.Cobra Kai1013121.0833333333333Shutouts: 4
Mike Z.LBS, Inc.Sizzler926141.8571428571429Shutouts: 2
Jamie B.GremlinsSad Jamie838162.375OTL for FK, 7/29Shutouts: 3
Patrick B.Fresh Kills728112.5454545454545
Kevin L.Free Agent6560.833333333333334/29 FK, 5/6 CK & GANK, 5/20 LBS, 6/3 POUTShutouts: 2, when is he moving to Bolivia?
Dustin O.Corlears Hookers625122.0833333333333Shutouts: 1
Eric R.Rehabs61992.1111111111111Shutouts: 2; didn't include 6/24 EN ok?
Eitan L.Free Agent650172.94117647058824/7 & 4/15 MAT, 4/15 GUT, 4/22 MEGA & DARK, 4/29 RIOT, 5/6 REH, 5/20 GUT & WTP, 6/10 FUZZ, 7/8 DR, 7/15 MATH, 7/22 SKY, DD & TSR 7/29, MAT & SKY 8/12Shutouts: 2
Mike T.Mega Touch538132.9230769230769Shutouts: 3
Scott H.What the Puck540133.0769230769231
Charlie O'D.Free Agent535113.18181818181823/25 HOOK, 3/25 GUT, 4/22 KAR, 4/29 KAR & WTP, 5/20 DD, 6/24 GUT, 7/15 BUT, 7/29 BUT & IK, DD 8/12Rose MVP and registered FA.
Steven F.Instant Karma540123.3333333333333Shutouts: 1
Hector M.Free Agent$h0\/\/+1|\/|3!4751.4(formerly Rehabs) LBS 7/15, CK 8/12Shutouts: 1 (for LBS 7/15)
RJ F.Poutine MachineNot AJ!41171.5714285714286Shutouts: 1; stats include 4/15-4/29 split game, although the second half was played by AJ (CK already had the lead)
Tim B.ButchersTim427102.7HOOK 5/20Shutouts: 2 (though 1 was a loss)
Tim B.Gouging AnklebitersTim42072.8571428571429
Craig L.Gouging AnklebitersUg42483Shutouts: 1
James S.Sky Fighters439133Shutouts: 2
David L.MathematicsDave444123.66666666666676/3 FK: Won, 1GA
Ed P.Gut Rot4521348/5 for ButchersShutouts: 2 (don't make me change it back to 1)
AJ F.Poutine MachineNot RJ!3331
Zach I.-L.Denim Demons330112.7272727272727Shutouts: 1
David G.Dark Rainbows341123.4166666666667Shutups: 1
Will Ho S.Rehabs2340.75CK 7/29
Jeff H.Free Agent22215/20 MEGA, 6/24 MEGAStill unregistered 6/24 🙁
Teddy ?.Free Agent2422POUT 7/15 & 8/5
Dave G.D.R.Tompkins Square Riots243133.3076923076923DD 4/22, DD 8/12Shutouts: 1 (for DD)
Alexa T.Fuzz1111
Peter B.Free Agent1531.6666666666667FK 3/25, BUT 4/22, BUT 8/12Shutouts: 1. Still unregistered though... 🙁
Jess D.Dark Rainbows0818