Scorers

GoalsNameTeamPosSexNicknameNotes
71Rich G.FuzzDMex-Sultan*but they were all disallowed
21Mike T.FuzzMTeets
19Ben P.Gouging AnklebitersFMProbie / Puppy / Facebreaker / Probie-wan KenobiBooooooed by own team
19Scotty K.LBS, Inc.MBlink 182
18Erich G.GremlinsFM
17Jeff L.FuzzM
16Sunny M.FilthierM
15Miles H.FuzzM
14James P.FilthierFM
12Tom R.Fresh KillsMGeddy* 1 Hatty; unregistered player 🙁
11Cherie S.RehabsF
11Gabe C.-P.Fresh KillsM+ SO winner 4/29.
10Alex WM.RehabsM
10Ariel I.Fresh KillsM
10Brian H.RehabsMHalf the Commish
10Karsten P.LBS, Inc.FM
10Will G.Cobra KaiFM
10Zach F.Denim DemonsMIs everyone on this team named Zach??
9Akhil M.Gut RotM
9Brady C.ButchersMHoltbeast
9Cory V.Instant KarmaFMScory+ SO winner Jul. 7
9Jeff B.Mega TouchFM
9John M.MathematicsM
9Liam M.Cobra KaiM
9Ryann G.FuzzFRyann Nugent-Vokpkins
8CJ A.Corlear's Hookers
8James McQ.Sky FightersM
8Jared P.Gouging AnklebitersM
8Joe W.Sky FightersM
8Joey B.RehabsMBatsSO winner 4/22
8Scott K.Gut RotMTaco Chulo
8Tiffany H.Corlears HookersF
7Alok G.Mega TouchFMMr. Cooper* arguable Glnzr own goal
7Brian S.Poutine MachineMBSA
7Dave S.Fresh KillsMDiamond Dave
7Derek Z.Instant KarmaFM
7Jaime D.Filthier
7Joe P.Gouging AnklebitersMCrabcakes
7Michael Y.Dark RainbowsMWhat team is this guy really on?
7Nick S.Fresh KillsM
7Pete D'A.ButchersFM
7Ramon S.Gut RotM
7Tom L.Cobra KaiM
7Zach G.What the PuckMNot Hogg
7Zach T.Denim DemonsFMOld Rough and Ready, President 12
6Brian C.Corlear's HookersFMCro / CroTime* 6 garbage goals
6Brianna V.Instant KarmaFF
6Gil V.FuzzFMGood Ol' Gil
6Matt RSky FightersM
6Mike Pe.Poutine MachineM
6Miles S.Denim DemonsMNot Standish
6Paul B.Cobra KaiM
6Paul P.What the PuckM
6Tim F.GremlinsM
5Alex D.F.ButchersMTarzan
5Ann M.FilthierFF
5Avery E.LBS, Inc.M
5Brian L.Dark RainbowsM
5Chris B.Gouging AnklebitersM
5Danilo B.Corlears HookersFM
5David St. J.ButchersMDr. J
5Greg K.FilthierM
5JJ M.Cobra KaiM
5Jake C.LBS, Inc.MEarl
5Josh R.Denim DemonsFM
5Julie K.Mega TouchFFJules
5Justin M.What the PuckMMichelada / Miyagi
5Katie S.Sky FightersF
5Margot S.Tompkins Square Riots
5Matt S.Instant KarmaFM
5Monique R.RehabsFMony Mony
5Zac H.What the PuckFMBall HoggShutouts: 1 ... and 2 assists 6/17!!
4Alex D.Gouging AnklebitersMDerho
4Alex E.-M.Mega TouchF/DM
4Alex L.Tompkins Square RiotsM
4Alex R.GremlinsM
4Amy A.MathematicsF
4Ben C.Instant KarmaFMChairman/Chadtrick/Chadsmirk/Ovechwick/Colossus+/-: -4, go to hell Cobra Kai
4Brad P.Denim DemonsMNot Pitt
4Clark H.Corlear's HookersShootout winner 7/22
4David F.Tompkins Square RiotsAlso SO winner 6/10 vs CK
4Eli K.MathematicsFMElly / The Kazinator
4Eugene R.Fresh KillsM
4Jason B.LBS, Inc.M
4Jeffrey H.Mega TouchM
4Joe L.Mega TouchM
4Jon C.Poutine MachineM
4Luke S.LBS, Inc.MHat trick 4/29
4Marcella M.GremlinsF
4Mike M.Poutine MachineM
4Mike M.ButchersMHarry Potter
4Mike Pa.Poutine MachineM
4Nathan ?.Fresh KillsM
4Paul ?.FuzzM
4Russ H.Cobra KaiM
4Sam N.MathematicsFMSammybaby
4Sarah M.Gouging AnklebitersFF(her full name)
4Sean M.FilthierM
4Susie L.What the PuckF
4T.J. T.Corlear's Hookers
3Adam L.MathematicsM
3Ajay G.LBS, Inc.M
3Anthony S.FuzzMSig
3Arthur R.ButchersFM
3Bradley S.MathematicsM
3Brian M.Denim DemonsM
3Carrie R.Gouging AnklebitersF
3Cody C.GremlinsM
3Courtney R.GremlinsF
3Dan C.Dark RainbowsM
3Dana K.ButchersF
3Emily M.What the PuckF
3Frank S.Fresh KillsM
3Greg I.Sky FightersM
3Hector M.Free AgentF/GM$h0\/\/+1|\/|3!Shutouts: 1 (for LBS 7/15)
3Iannis T.GremlinsM
3J.J. A.FilthierM
3Jake D.LBS, Inc.Mqmjhl / jqmhl / rmjzqkl
3Jake T.Sky FightersMThe One Who Didn't Score, Presuming He Exists At All
3Jeremy S.Gouging AnklebitersDSchuie
3Jerome R.Poutine MachineFMHornswoggle / JVRSO Winner 9/16
3Justin McK.Corlear's HookersM
3Kevin Z.Tompkins Square RiotsM
3Mia J.Sky FightersF1 goal for Riots 3/25
3Noelle S.Corlear's HookersF
3Pete G.Cobra KaiM
3Rachel L.Cobra KaiF
3Rod S.GremlinsMInanimate Carbon
3Ryan McC.Rehabs
3Sarah N.Corlears HookersF
3Sean N.Sky FightersM
3Shafiq PFilthierMShaq
3Siena F.Cobra KaiFFFoligno
3Tommy C.Gut RotM
3Zach N.MathematicsZ-Nor / The Zachtopus
2Andrew M.RehabsM
2Brennan L.what the Puck
2Brett H.Dark RainbowsM
2Brian B.Denim DemonsM
2Caroline M.B.Gouging AnklebitersF
2Christina R.Tompkins Square RiotsF
2Connor M.Poutine Machine
2Connor Q.Cobra Kai
2Dave MacC.What the Puck
2David C.Sky FightersM
2David RDenim DemonsM
2Eric DMega TouchM
2Jake T.Sky FightersMThe One Who Scored Week 1 & 7
2James B. W.MathematicsMBobbsey
2Jason B.Gouging AnklebitersM
2Jeff S.Fresh KillsM
2Jimmy ?.Gouging AnklebitersM
2Jo-Ann P.Poutine MachineF
2Joe F.Tompkins Square RiotsM
2John C.What the PuckM
2Jon HMega TouchM
2Joseph ?.Sky FightersM
2Josh W.Free AgentFM
2Karl S.Dark RainbowsMJuan-Karlo
2Katherine C.Dark RainbowsF
2Kevin M.Poutine MachineM
2Matt F.Dark RainbowsM
2Michael R.LBS, Inc.M
2Michelle P.Mega TouchF
2Nic H.Poutine MachineMNot including 6/10 goal in incomplete game
2Nick R.LBS, Inc.M
2Nicolette H.Poutine MachineFNicorette
2Olivier B.Cobra KaiFMDerrick
2Patrick S.Poutine MachineM
2Peaches H.Gut RotM
2Rachel N.Cobra KaiF
2Ryan H.FuzzM
2Ryan M.GremlinsM
2Ryan N.What the PuckM
2Sam McI.What the PuckM
2Sasha L.LBS, Inc.
2Sean ?.Instant KarmaDM
2Sena I.RehabsF
2Zach H.Cobra KaiM
1Adam R.Denim DemonsDM
1Alex F.LBS, Inc.DMAxel
1Alexa T.FuzzF
1Alfred L.Instant KarmaFM
1Alyssa M.FuzzF
1Amanda A.Sky FightersF
1Andrew P.Poutine MachineM
1Anshu S.Denim DemonsF
1Arnold S.ButchersM
1Becca C.Gut RotF
1Bill M.Instant KarmaDM
1Caitlin K.Instant KarmaFF
1Carlton R.Rehabs
1Caroline W.Sky FightersF
1Cat B.Dark RainbowsFF
1Charlie D.RehabsM
1Chris T.Cobra Kai
1Christian HSky FightersM
1Christina S.Dark RainbowsF
1Chuck ?.Gouging AnklebitersM
1Courtney R.Free AgentF
1Dan C.Instant KarmaMDangerous Dan McGee
1Dani R.Cobra KaiF
1Eric H.What the PuckM
1Eric T.Dark RainbowsM
1Erik ?.Mega TouchM
1Hanif P.What the PuckM
1Heather A.Gut RotF
1Hilary S.Poutine MachineF
1James G.MathematicsM
1Jason R.ButchersFMThe Hamburglar
1Jenn P.Denim DemonsDF
1Joe S.Fresh KillsM
1John N.ButchersMSame as the Old Dorf
1Josh W.Dark RainbowsM
1Lee B.Corlears HookersM
1Liz H.MathematicsF
1Liz T.Instant KarmaFF
1Luke W.Cobra KaiM
1Maire L.GremlinsF
1Mark C.Gut RotM
1Mark MacA.GremlinsM
1Maurice ?.Free AgentM
1Max C.Tompkins Square Riots
1Max T.Mega TouchM
1Michael R.Gouging AnklebitersM
1Michelle U.RehabsF
1Mike D.What the PuckMEl Duderino
1Mike G.Gut RotM
1Morgen S.Gut RotF
1Noah C.What the PuckM
1Nolan P.Gouging AnklebitersM
1Paul O.Instant KarmaDM
1Rachel K.LBS, Inc.F
1Ramy O.RehabsM
1Rob W.FuzzDMChopper+/-: +1
1Roxanne G.Fresh KillsF
1Ryan ?.Mega Touch
1Ryan M.Dark RainbowsMCletus
1Ryan McL.FilthierM
1Sam M.Corlear's HookersM
1Sarah V.Free AgentF
1Sarah Z.FuzzDFTomato
1Sean R.Dark RainbowsM
1Sebastian ?.Free AgentM
1Sharif C.Tompkins Square RiotsM
1Steven T.What the PuckM
1The Unknown FA ?.Free Agent
1Tia L.Dark RainbowsFF
1Tommy ?.LBS, Inc.
1Vladimir M.FuzzM

Goalies

NameTeamNicknameWins (Incl. OT/SO)Goals AgainstGames StartedGoals Per Game (except SO)Loaner InfoNotes
Tim K.FilthierTim14361824/8 W for Karma. Axel F said it was OK.Shutouts: 1
Campbell W.Cobra Kai1319151.2666666666667Shutouts: 4
Coach P.FuzzCoach1334152.2666666666667
Mike Z.LBS, Inc.Sizzler1030161.875Shutouts: 2
Jamie B.GremlinsSad Jamie1046182.5555555555556OTL for FK, 7/29Shutouts: 4
Patrick B.Fresh Kills934132.6153846153846
RJ F.Poutine MachineNot AJ!715111.3636363636364Shutouts: 1; stats include 4/15-4/29 split game, although the second half was played by AJ (CK already had the lead)
Dustin O.Corlears Hookers729142.0714285714286Shutouts: 1
Kevin L.Free Agent6560.833333333333334/29 FK, 5/6 CK & GANK, 5/20 LBS, 6/3 POUTShutouts: 2, when is he moving to Bolivia?
Eric R.Rehabs62092.2222222222222Shutouts: 2; didn't include 6/24 EN ok?
Eitan L.Free Agent650172.94117647058824/7 & 4/15 MAT, 4/15 GUT, 4/22 MEGA & DARK, 4/29 RIOT, 5/6 REH, 5/20 GUT & WTP, 6/10 FUZZ, 7/8 DR, 7/15 MATH, 7/22 SKY, DD & TSR 7/29, MAT & SKY 8/12Shutouts: 2
Steven F.Instant Karma644143.1428571428571Shutouts: 1
Scott H.What the Puck543152.8666666666667
Charlie O'D.Free Agent535113.18181818181823/25 HOOK, 3/25 GUT, 4/22 KAR, 4/29 KAR & WTP, 5/20 DD, 6/24 GUT, 7/15 BUT, 7/29 BUT & IK, DD 8/12Rose MVP and registered FA.
Mike T.Mega Touch553163.3125Shutouts: 3
Tim B.ButchersTim543123.5833333333333HOOK 5/20Shutouts: 2 (though 1 was a loss)
Hector M.Free Agent$h0\/\/+1|\/|3!4751.4(formerly Rehabs) LBS 7/15, CK 8/12Shutouts: 1 (for LBS 7/15)
Tim B.Gouging AnklebitersTim41672.2857142857143
Zach I.-L.Denim Demons435122.9166666666667Shutouts: 1
Craig L.Gouging AnklebitersUg42483Shutouts: 1
James S.Sky Fighters451153.4Shutouts: 2
David G.Dark Rainbows454153.6Shutups: 1
David L.MathematicsDave455143.92857142857146/3 FK: Won, 1GA
Ed P.Gut Rot458144.14285714285718/5 for ButchersShutouts: 2 (don't make me change it back to 1)
AJ F.Poutine MachineNot RJ!3331
Will Ho S.Rehabs2340.75CK 7/29
Jeffrey H.Mega Touch2221
Teddy ?.Free Agent2422POUT 7/15 & 8/5
Dave G.D.R.Tompkins Square Riots261154.0666666666667DD 4/22, DD 8/12Shutouts: 1 (for DD)
Alexa T.Fuzz1111
Peter B.Free Agent1531.6666666666667FK 3/25, BUT 4/22, BUT 8/12Shutouts: 1. Still unregistered though... 🙁
Jess D.Dark Rainbows0818