LBS, Inc. defeated Corlears Hookers 2-0 by clogging shooting lanes and feeling the effects of Scotty’s special cookies.  Afterwards they were nursing from sacks of wine and telling some wild tales.

Filthier narrowly escaped the clutches of Poutine Machine 1-0 by having just a wee bit more pep and a Gentleman.  Beers all around and a little pat-pat on their asses.

Rehabs defeated Fuzz.  But that’s about all we know.  As of this writing they were still arguing over a call.

Fresh Kills broke the hearts of Mathematics and their fan base 4-3 by paying off the ref that was managing the clock.  Longest under 30 seconds ever played in a sports game in America.

We are pleased to report that all breast were sparred today.

Next Sunday’s Semifinals match-ups:

8. LBS, Inc. at 1. Fresh Kills will be a rematch of last year’s Semifinals in which a ref stole the game for LBS, Inc.

4. Filthier at 2. Rehabs will be the third time they’ve faced off this season.  They split the earlier two.

NOTE: the Semifinals and Finals will be played next Sunday followed by the end of season party at Parkside Lounge.  More information will be released this week.