It’s here!  The moment you BTSHers have been waiting for…

2017 BTSH Award Nominations!!!

The final nominations were not easy to agree on.  The Awards Committee reviewed minutes of video tape, analyzed all the wild stats Alex came up with, went through a couple bottles of Everclear and deliberated for several seconds before paring down the list to only five BTSHers for each category.  And without further ado here they are.

Derek and Eli (Ambiguously Straight Duo) Award for Best Duo

• Herr Sisters
• Alex F from LBS and Gambling
• Alexa and Jeff from Fuzz
• Rich and Celibacy
• Hector and Eric from Rehabs and the 2017 All-Star Game

Rookie of the Year (male)

• Ramon from Gut Rot
• Campbell from Cobra Kai
• Matt from Instant Karma
• Zac from What The Puck
• Tarzan from Butchers

Rookie of the Year (female)

• Amanda from Sky Fighters
• Jenna from Corlears Hookers
• Carrie from Gouging Anklebiters
• Marcella from Gremlins
• Jade from Mega Touch

Bob W. Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (Captain of The Year)

• Laura Mac from Tompkins Square Riots
• LJ and Liam from Cobra Kai
• Diane and Perko from Gut Rot
• Phil from Gouging Anklebiters
• Sena from Rehabs

Best Defense – male

• Brad from Denim Demons
• Creamy from Butchers
• Gabe from Fresh Kills
• Wes from Dark Rainbows
• Danilo from Corlears Hookers

Best Defense – female

• Cat from Dark Rainbows
• Amber from Rehabs
• Alyssa from Fuzz
• Nicole from Instant Karma
• Charlotte from Poutine Machine

Craig ‘Kentucky Wristwatch’ Lacombe Award – for flamboyance and extraordinary feats in goaltending

• Scott from What The Puck
• Mike ‘Sizzler’ Z from LBS
• Coach from Fuzz
• Zach from Denim Demons
• Dave from Mathematics

Sisters Before Misters Award for the team with the baddest females

• Tompkins Square Riots
• Fresh Kills
• Mathematics
• Rehabs
• Corlears Hookers

Most Underrated (male)

• Josh W from Dark Rainbows
• Dave F from Tompkins Square Riots
• Yuri from Mega Touch
• Mike M from Poutine Machine
• Hugh from Instant Karma

Most Underrated (female)

• Alexis from Sky Fighters
• Dana from Butchers
• Christina from Tompkins Square Riots
• Cathy from Gremlins
• Sarah M from Gouging Anklebiters

Upset of the Year

• Gut Rot defeating Fuzz during the regular season
• Riots defeating Gut Rot in the Playoff Opening Round
• Rich becoming League Commissioner
• Poutine Machine defeating LBS during the regular season

C Dubs Award for the player with the sweetest disposition

• Christina from Poutine Machine
• Greg from Sky Fighters
• Sarah from Fuzz
• Ed P from Gut Rot
• Ann from Filthier

Rachel Greene Award for Snark, Style, and Finesse

• Cheeky from Mega Touch
• Ali from LBS, Inc.
• Becca from Gut Rot
• Sena from Rehabs
• Sheena from Fresh Kills

Jamie Batu… Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Sneaker Hockey Photojournalism

• Jamie from Gremlins
• Tia from Dark Rainbows
• Bill from Corlears Hookers
• Greg A from Mexico
• Showtime from Rehabs

The Dan Hopper Award for Saddening

• Pete W and Angela V from Instant Karma
• Suvin from Filthier
• Natalie from Poutine Machine
• Newman from Fuzz & Free Agent List
• Jargon G from What The Puck
• Steph C from Mathematics
• Shaleen R from Mega Touch
• Gil from Fuzz
• Amber from Rehabs

3 Stars of the Season (as voted on by you, the BTSH voting public)

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Congratulations to each of the nominees.  The winners will be announced LIVE during the end of season party at the Parkside Lounge this Sunday, October 29th.  The festivities kick-off around 6ish with plenty of drink specials to keep you believing everyone is beautiful.  We’ll see you there!