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2016 Opening Day Schedule

Get excited! Opening Day 2016 is less than four weeks away*!

The Mets also open the season on April 3.

The Mets also open the season on April 3.

For the seventh season in a row, Opening Day will feature a rematch of the championship game, as Filthier takes on the Rehabs, who have moved up to the Tagliarino Conference.  Plus, there is the traditional heaping helpful of eight divisional games to kick the season off on the right note, including the following highlights:

  • Fuzz makes their highly anticipated debut, and while the Tuques would have made for the perfect opponent, they have been in the league’s alumni section for years.  So behind door number two, its…the Corlears Hookers.  Can Richie’s new team exceed expectations and pull off an Opening Day upset, like the Elves did in 2008?
  • The Sky Fighters are playing in their first game without former captain Dan Hopper and have also moved up a division.  So it’s probably a good thing that they avoided Fresh Kills to start off the season.  The Denim Demons weren’t as lucky.
  • The Gremlins and Poutine Machine switched divisions for this season, so we’re giving them the other non-divisional game of the day.  And since it is a later game, we’re sure that Jamie will have already subbed as a goalie for a couple of other teams and John Walker will be upset about games running late because Jamie needed multiple water breaks.

Read on for the full Opening Day schedule (court assignments TBD)…

GAME TIME
Fresh Kills at Denim Demons 1:00
Sky Fighters at LBS, Inc. 1:00
Filthier at Rehabs 2:00
Mathematics at Gouging Anklebiters 2:00
Fuzz at Corlears Hookers 3:00
What The Puck at Instant Karma 3:00
Gremlins at Poutine Machine 4:30
Tompkins Square Riots at Mega Touch 4:30
Cobra Kai at Butchers 5:30
Gut Rot at Dark Rainbows 5:30

*Unless there is a recurrence of those pesky “rain fears” that postponed Opening Day in 2014.

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