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2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 3)

***20th Entrant: Corey Winters, What The Puck***

The crowd cannot believe it as Corey enters. All the fighting stops as the Most Respected Man in BTSH picks up the mic.  He looks around sadly as his Canadian and American friends continue to bloody each other.  The fighting stops, and Winters finally begins to speak, “I came here tonight, and I didn’t know what to expect.  I seen a lot of people hate each other, and I didn’t know what to feel about that…  In here, there were a bunch of guys killing each other, but I guess that’s better than 20 million. I guess what I’m trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!”  The crowd bursts into applause as he finishes speaking.  The fighters all have tears in their eyes and go in for a massive embrace in the middle of the ring.

However, it is in this instant that Julie, Jenna, Cherie and Jenn all nod at each other and combine to throw Olivier out of the ring.  Corey’s speech destroyed the Canadian movement and has given rise to a new, more powerful group: GIRL POWER!

***Olivier Brassard has been eliminated***

Olivier's elimination is a sad moment for Canada.

Olivier’s elimination is a dark moment for Canada…so sad, in fact, that Josh-Sadlier Brown flees from ringside openly weeping for his fallen brethren.  Olivier meant the world to him, and he vows revenge on the ladies.


***21st Entrant: Sarah Hobart, Fresh Kills***

With the ladies now seizing control, Hobart’s entrance comes at the perfect time.  She immediately aligns herself with GIRL POWER, and the five ladies scan the ring for their next victim.  Their eyes all land on Corey, who is now a man without a country.  The Canadian faction is irate at him for indirectly getting Olivier eliminated, and no Americans will protect him either.  But Corey won’t go down without a fight.  He clenches his fists and prepares for a fight.  The crowd is absolutely shocked.  Will Corey actually hit someone?  Will Corey hit a girl?!  He looks to the fans for help.  He knows he must defend himself, but he also knows that as the Face of BTSH, Corey Winters doesn’t solve his problems with violence.  As the ladies close in, he turns his microphone back on and speaks, “Ladies, we’re all in this together.  We don’t need to fight.  We don’t need to finish this Royal Rumble to prove some kind of point.  Let’s all walk out winners.”  The ladies are overcome with emotion and agree.  However, just as Corey is about to help the women out of the ring (in a chivalrous, but not sexist manner), Jenn grabs him from behind and tosses him out of the ring.  The crowd boos her more loudly than before, but the damage is done.

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Once again, the “Feel Good” Moment of the 2015 BTSH Royal Rumble is ruined by Jenn

 
***Corey Winters has been eliminated***


***22nd Entrant: Derek Tagliarino, Mathematics***

Seeing that the ladies have a clear advantage, Derek proceeds to the ring very slowly and cautiously.  He purposely stalls by shaking hands with the fans, signing autographs, and taking selfies.  After all, he is clearly a FAN FAVORITE!!!  Derek finally makes it to ringside nearly 90 seconds after the buzzer went off for his entrance, but he still does not enter.  As a firm believer in safety, he begins his usual pre-game stretching routine, which was taught to him by the legendary Adam Rubens.

Meanwhile, in the ring, GIRL POWER continues to dominate and have chosen the remaining Canadians (Jo-Ann, Gabe, and Eitel) as their next targets.

***23rd Entrant: Sascha Puritz, LBS, Inc.***

Sascha enters the ring before Derek, who is now doing a light jog in place to loosen up his legs.  She joins in with the other ladies in helping to get rid of the Canadians.  In the mean time, Brügger, Craig, and Jerome are duking it out in another corner of the ring, and Marisa has sequestered herself from all action, as she has been sobbing uncontrollably ever since “Dashing” Denis was eliminated several minutes ago.  Sascha’s help gives GIRL POWER the extra boost it needs, and Jason is the next Canadian to be thrown out of the ring.

***Jason Eitel has been eliminated***

***24th Entrant: Hector Melendez, Filthy Gorgeous***

$h0wT!m3 charges into the ring like an angry bull, hitting anything that moves.  Jerome gets a series of jabs, Hobart eats a huge upper cut, and Gabe gets a super kick to the temple.  This man has no allegiances, and no one can seem to stop him.  Clothesline to Jenna, hip toss to Craig, shoulder block to Jo-Ann.  There are bodies all over the ring.  Pretty much everyone except for $h0wT!m3.  And Derek, who now has his Beats By Dre on to properly psyche himself up for the match.

Derek is going to enter the ring any minute now. But first he has to go apple picking.

Derek is going to enter the ring any minute now. But first he has to go apple picking.

***25th Entrant: Adam Rubens, Denim Demons***

Much like his teammate Jenn, Rubens is taunted mercilessly by the fans as he walks down the aisle the ring.  Will he be able to put a dent in his teammate’s GIRL POWER stable?

girl power

So far, the girls are not impressed with their competition.

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