2012 Season Preview – Gut Rot
Like the Hookers, Gut Rot did not submit an official roster to the ORG. Unlike the Hookers, team captain Jeff “the most interesting ball hockey player in the world” Hendricks announced his intention not to. His guidance to the ORG was simple, “Write whatever you want but make us look tough.”
So Ladies & Gentlemen, since a picture is worth a thousand words, … we give you Gut Rot 2012.
Entity They Most Resemble (According to Rich Glanzer)
Entity: Stalin
Last year, the Gut Rotters reffed a total of about 4 games through the first 15 weeks. It would go like this.
Monday morning: Jeff, I need a ref for this week, please provide one, thanks.
Thursday night: Hey Rich, how are ya? I’ll see what I can do.
Friday morning: Hey Derek, can you ref an extra game this week? Gut Rot cant do it.
Friday morning one minute later: Sure.
But that’s all changed now. With the addition of Matt Workman, all Gut Rot players have brand new ref whistles and are going through intense training seminars. Unfortunately the first six weeks of training he’s taught them offsides and icing. WTF???
As for the hockey side, this team has some offensive talent and when they play hard can be quite entertaining. Ask the 2010 WTP if this team can beat your team. A championship may not be in their future (ok, no maybe’s about it, its not) but if they can knock out WTP, two points isn’t a given.
Fun Fact: Heather has told me her boyfriend Mike “Hippie” Smith tries to emulate me. I’m sorta a hero to him. Its pretty understandable.
Not so fun true story: Only one Pasquantonio sister has any class. And its not Suz’s sister Vicky, its Vicky’s sister Suz. I was once on line at EVT for the uni-sex bathroom and Vicky pushed me out of the way and snuck in front of me.