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2012 Season Preview – Corlears Hookers

Despite repeated requests to Jason Eitel, Joshua Sadlier-Brown and former Captain Peter Prutka we received no roster from the Hookers.

Was it a media blackout? Were they withdrawing from BTSH to ensure continued Bullmoose dominance in the Moffo league? Relocating the franchise in a Baltimore Colts style middle of the night getaway?

No one seemed to have the answers until we received this document from an anonymous source:

Well that explains everything.

Good luck with your legal troubles, Hookers. We hope you get everything worked out before the start of the BTSH season.

Entity They Most Resemble (According to Rich Glanzer)

Entity: USFL

Much like the USFL, the Coorlears Hookers are a brand name. Something that was once feared, but no longer relevant. 
 Before the pre-season I predicted them to win the championship (I never include the Elves in my predictions), but now seeing as they have no roster, I don’t see too much hope. Sure they will get a few wins, probably against the Anklebiters when Craig is on a bender and Joe’s left heel turned the wrong way a week prior, and maybe against Cobra Kai since Peter Lang is their goalie. But overall, its going to be a very long year for the team with no players.
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