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2011 Media Awards

Not The Best Duo

On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present their fifth annual Media Awards to some of BTSH’s outstanding players. The winners are listed below:

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion
Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)

Best Goals Against Average
Dutin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)

Biggest Face
Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)

Best Duo
Derek Tagliarino & Eli Kazin (Mathematics)

Most Underrated Female
Jenna Cruff (Happy Little Elves)

Most Underrated Male
Tom (Gut Rot)

The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Luisa Mirarchi (Dark Rainbows)

The Fifth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Courtney (Unicorns)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Mike Haas (Poutine Machine)

All-Media Teams

In addition to the awards, as per tradition, here are the year-end BTSH All-Star teams, as selected by the media:

1st Team All-BTSH:
G: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)
D: Tiffany Hagge (Corlears Hookers)
D: Ariel Imas (Fresh Kills)
F: Noelle “Slapshot” Safar (Corlears Hookers)
F: Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)
F: Ryan Nakahara (Happy Little Elves)

Olson finished the regular season with the league’s top goals against average, in addition to his three shutouts during the regular season.  Hagge, who had six goals in the regular season and one in the playoffs, replaces Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli, who had made three straight appearance on the blue line.  Imas anchored the defense for league champion Fresh Kills.  Safar joins her teammates, as she tied (with Hagge) for the female lead in goals scored.  Miciletto led all of BTSH with 21 goals, and Nakahara led BTSH in playoff goals (with five).

2nd Team All-BTSH:
G: Tim Brown (Poutine Machine)
D: Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)
D: Kevin MacDonald (Poutine Machine)
F: Courtney (Unicorns)
F: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Mega Touch)
F: “Gentleman” James Pereira (Filthy Gorgeous)

Brown finished second in the league with a GAA of 1.13 and had five shutouts.  Kehoe exhibited toughness and grace throughout the season, earning her the aptly named Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness & Grace.  MacDonald’s presence on defense helped Brown become a top goaltender and lifted Poutine Machine to the MacNeil Division title.  Courtney was among the female league leaders in goals scored with four and kept noted instigator Joe Polowczuk out of trouble.  Muscles finished second in the league with 18 goals, while Pereira returned from a serious injury to score 15, despite missing several weeks of action.

All Rookie Line:
G: Hilary Meyer (Rehabs)
D: Adela Ibric (Happy Little Elves)
D: Gilligan2 (Gut Rot)
F: Lilly Preston (Mathematics)
F: Sarab Lalri (Cobra Kai)
F: Lawrence Goldstein (LBS, Inc.)

Meyer had the third best GAA in BTSH with 1.56 and was a bright spot for the rebuilding Rehabs.  Ibric is a heel.  Gilligan2 joined his brother, Gilligan1, on Gut Rot’s blue line and played well, despite the team’s struggles.  Preston scored four goals during the regular season and another in the playoffs.  Lalri led all rookies in scoring with 12 goals, and Goldstein had 10 goals in the regular season and playoffs.

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