Sultan’s Message for Week 14
Hello BTSH Universe. It’s is I, your Sultan. Lots going on this week. The Demons is your opening team with the beautiful and talented Boylan opening up. Honorable Isaac will close along with Cobra Kai.
The Dojo will clean up Tompkins as good as the thugs cleaned up Vancouver after 2011.
Of course the highlight of this week will be the BTSH Olympics! Boylan, Hicks and I will defend our Flip Cup Championship, while the ladies of Gut Rot will try to defend their 2 Cups 1 girl or 1 girl 2 Cups or something totally different championship that they won. Phil will probably curse out Cro again, while Probert will clench his fists but then remember he’s a pacifist and call Cro a taxi.
Here is the schedule for Sunday.
The two big questions are will FK remain undefeated and will league darlings Gut Rot turn league heels and beat the winless Rainbows? The 2008 Elves, 2016 Gut Rot are the last two teams (unless there were others) that won only one game. But they won a game! So Rainbows, I am rooting for Bernstein, Cat, JW and the rest of you bastards to dethrone the evil that Tommy, Becca and Morgen (-2) stand for!
The Sultan loves (almost) you all.
Lets go Mets, Lets go America, BTSH Nation!
| July 30, 2017 | LBS Inc. at Filthier | East | 1:00 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Denim Demons at Butchers | West | 1:00 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Mathematics at Gouging Anklebiters | East | 2:15 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Gut Rot at Dark Rainbows | West | 2:15 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Tompkins Square Riots at Poutine Machine | East | 3:30 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Rehabs at Sky Fighters | West | 3:30 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Fuzz at Fresh Kills | East | 4:45 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Corlears Hookers at What The Puck | West | 4:45 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Gremlins at Cobra Kai | East | 6:00 | |
| July 30, 2017 | Mega Touch at Instant Karma | West | 6:00 |