Week 6 Preview
Who wants some previews?!?! I know $h0wt!m3, Julie and I think Alex does. The rest can stop reading.
Everyone loves a championship rematch!
Game of the Week
Fresh Kills vs. Math
The rematch of the alleged/supposed/shouldabeen 2014 BTSH Championship Game takes place at 4:30 over in the East Court. Math is sorta like the Rangers, a lot of really good players but no real superstar. But the sum of their parts is better than the individual, or something. I don’t know, but I guess what I’m trying to say is those talentless bastards play really well together.
Meanwhile, Fresh Kills is like Fresh Kills. Hey, when you win all those championships you don’t get compared to anybody, they get compared to you.
Prediction: Sam Norris is in net. Zach says he’s pretty decent. Zach is a fucking liar. FK 6 Math 2. (Math also always plays their worst game against FK, though I think that would have changed had their regular goalie been in)
Poutine at Elves
One team is 0-5 and the other is 1-4. The Elves eliminated Poutine last season so they will be out for revenge.
However the Elves have zero wins so they will be out for revenge as well.
Prediction: What am I going to pick against my own team? (If we play Fresh Kills, yes) I’ll go with Steve standing on his head (though like Elly said he really should stand on his feet). Elves 3-1 over Poutine. Just to be clear, this is not a guarantee!
Butchers at Gremlins
Sexy Jamie won’t have to play in 5 games prior to this one.
Prediction: A mild upset. Gremlins 2-1 over Butchers. Jeff doesn’t score.
Hookers at Demons
Prediction: I typically pick the Demons bc of attendance when they play the Hooks. But not this time. I think the Hookers will come to play and win 3-1.
Sky Fighters at Riots:
Bipolar Sky Fighters
Has anyone noticed the Riots record? Take a look before you play them. Meanwhile, the Sky Fighters suck again. Seriously wtf with you guys? Lets take a brief tour down Sky Fighter Memory Lane. You suck, you’re good, your champions, you’re still really good, you’re just ok, you suck, you really suck, you are really good and now you suck again.
Prediction: They will be good this week. 4-0 shutout.
Ankle Biters vs. Instant Karma
Ben Chadtrick
Ben left the Elves to make more $20’s and win a championship. He looks like more of a genius than he already is. The Anklebiters are having issues scoring. Only 9 goals in 5 games. Craig sucks.
Prediction: OT, Anklebiters win 2-1.