Rif’s green face surely means the Elves and Cobra Kai were victorious, right?

Rumor has it that Stephanie’s goal that made the score 3-1 was her first ever. A big first goal deserves a star. Three of them. (This is good because Stephanie surely thinks the more stars the better, and doesn’t realize stars are like golf, the lowest score wins.)

Was not expecting to give a star to Barch to be honest, I mean he doesn’t need it. But I got a very rare email from Soko. It said, “Hey Richiehero, you know how Friday was National Sibling Day? Well Hobart thought Sunday was National Giveaway Day. But every time she passed it to the other team, Barch stoned them.” A 2-0 shutout of the Hookers is most impressive.
I can screen shot the email if you don’t believe me.

Can you get a better start than Ryann from Instant Karma? In the teams’ inaugural game, she pots a Chadtrick and leads the league in scoring!
Fun fact, she is the first girl to lead the league in scoring since Jenna Cruff did it all the way back on April 12, 2015 at 1:17 p.m. when she scored the first goal of the BTSH Season! Exclamation points for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever is doing this clearly deserves the first star. A tip of my Mets cap to the person who is spending money advertising the site using my pictures.
This is an amazingly legendary prank and you’ve done it with class. As someone whose done many pranks in my day, I am envious of this one. Somewhere Julie is crying because this should be about her.